Horse Crossed Jokes
25 horse crossed jokes and hilarious horse crossed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horse crossed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Horse Crossed Short Jokes
Short horse crossed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The horse crossed humour may include short horse mounted jokes also.
- What do you get when you cross a professional basketball player with a geographer? The horses name was friday
- A cross between a zebra and a horse is called a zorse... Hold on...
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(Always stop at a zebra crossing) - What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse? I don't know nobody has ever made it across.
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Horse Crossed One Liners
Which horse crossed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with horse crossed? I can suggest the ones about horse jumping and horse neigh.
- What do you get when you cross horses with strong winds? A tor*neigh*do
- What do you get when you cross a female horse with a medieval warrior? A Knightmare
- Why did the horse cross the road? Because the chicken needed a day off.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a horse? A shameful abomination
- What do you get when you cross a horse with a dead trend? Neigh-Neigh
- What do you get when you cross a horse and the Communist Manifesto? A Trotsky
- Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz - Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? A: Kitty Perry
- What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker
Playful Horse Crossed Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about horse crossed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse track jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make horse crossed pranks.
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The God of Thunder crossed the skies, astride his faithful filly.
"I'm Thor!" He cried. His horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
A man and his wife were riding to town on a horse driven carriage....(old one i heard from my grandpa)
they come upon a snake in the road. The horse refuses to move any further so the man gets down, throws the snake in the woods and gets the horse moving "that's one" he says. They continue down the path until they come upon a fallen tree, and the horse won't go around. So the man pushes and pushes on the tree to clear the path, climbs back on the carriage and says "that's two" he says and they go on their way. Then they come upon a river, shallow enough for them to cross but the horse simply won't go. So, the man climbs down, and attempts to make the horse go, but it just will not cross the water. The man says"that's three" and shoots the horse there on the spot. His wife, looking on in disgust says to him "that's the terrible! You didn't have to kill the horse! The man looks at her and says"that's one"
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My grandfather passed away early this morning. To commemerate him, here is a favorite joke of his
A man and woman were on their honeymoon after a quick courtship. They met, fell, and love, and were quickly married. On their honeymoon, they decide to go for a horse ride through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the wifes's horse mis-steps and jostles the her. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.
A bit further down the path, the wife's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.
As the afternoon sun began to set, the wife's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the wife's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a p**... from his jacket, and shoots the horse dead.
The wife, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"
The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"
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That's one.
A man and woman were on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to go for a horse ride through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the wifes's horse mis-steps and jostles her. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes and states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.
A bit further down the path, the wife's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.
As the afternoon sun began to set, the wife's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the wife's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a p**... from his jacket, and shoots the horse dead.
The wife, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"
The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"