Horse Carriage Jokes
25 horse carriage jokes and hilarious horse carriage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horse carriage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Horse Carriage Short Jokes
Short horse carriage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The horse carriage humour may include short horse and carriage jokes also.
- Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
- That has got to be the worst painting of a wagon I have ever seen "It's a horse-drawn carriage", replied the artist.
- My uncle has a horse that's a very good artist! He can only draw carriages, carts, and wagons, but that's good for a horse...
- How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"? He said it goes without a hitch!
- What happened to the pregnant woman in labour who failed to board the horse wagon in time? She suffered a miss-carriage.
- I dont trust horses, Me and my wife once took a carriage ride and I fell asleep.
We woke up in a barn, and my wife was pregnant. - What group of words begins with "M" and ends with "arriage", and is kids favorite thing Midget Horse Carriage
- I never realized how artistic horses used to be Today someone told me there used to be horse drawn carriages everywhere...
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Horse Carriage One Liners
Which horse carriage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with horse carriage? I can suggest the ones about carriage and horse mounted.
- Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? 'Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
- What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage
Ridiculous Horse Carriage Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about horse carriage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse riding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make horse carriage pranks.
The Queen takes the visiting Pope for a ride in a horse carriage through London.
Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly.
Oh my goodness, I am so terribly sorry! apologizes the embarrassed Queen.
Oh don't worry about it" the Pope replied "If you hadn't said anything, I'd have just thought it was one of the horses!"
The Queen was riding in an open carriage with the American Ambassador when one of the horses let out an enormous f**....
The Queen turns to the Ambassador and says "My goodness, I do apologise"
"That's OK Ma'am, I thought it was the horse"
Queen Elizabeth and Indira Gandhi
My dad told me this joke when I was young, and I think it's HILARIOUS:
Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi was once invited by Queen Elizabeth. Both of them were riding in the Queen's horse-driven carriage when one of the horses f**....
Petrified and embarrassed by the horse's toot, the Queen apologizes to Indira Gandhi, "I'm sorry," she said.
Indira Gandhi replied, "Oh that's okay. But I thought it was the horse!"
A cowboy is riding on his horse in a desert. Suddenly he sees a man lying down with his ear to the ground.
The man says: 'A carriage. 6 horses. 3 black, 2 brown and 1 white.'
The cowboy says: 'Wow! You can hear all of that?!'
'No,' says the man. 'They just ran me over.'
Boris Johnson and the Queen are riding in the horse-drawn Royal carriage along the Royal Mile...
Suddenly, the horse lets out a long, godalmighty f**..., the kind that sounds like it could s**... paint.
The Queen, embarrassed, leans to Boris and says "I'm sorry about that".
And Boris replies "That's quite alright, ma'am, I thought it was the horse."
The French Ambassador was on a visit to the U.K.
During one stage of the visit, he was travelling in the Royal Carriage with Her Majesty the Queen.
Suddenly, one of the horses let out a tremendously loud and powerful f**....
"Oh dear, one can only apologise!" Said the Queen.
The French Ambassador was shocked. "I thought it was the horse!"
The Queen takes the visiting pope for a ride in a carriage through London.
Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly. I am terribly sorry, apologizes the embarrassed Queen.
The pope replies, Oh don't worry, if you hadn't said anything, I'd just think it was the horse!
The pope goes to meet the Queen of England...
They are parading in the streets of London in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly on of the horses let's out a big f**....
Queen: So sorry...
Pope: Oh! If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have thought it was the horse.
Okay let's try this again. Here's a GREAT joke about a carriage that I heard a while back.
Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage. The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
The queen on a carriage with the German president
The German president, Mr. Gauk was visiting the queen. He gets the honor of a nice ride in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly, one horse releases a gigantic f**.... The queen looks embarrassed and sais "oh, I'm sorry". Gauk: "No problem. I thought it was the horse anyway."
Well the war was finally over, and...
A train full of soldiers was headed back from the front. In one carriage, a Colonel and a Corporal sat across from each other, and as the train rolled past a former battlefield, the Colonel sighed and told the Corporal that he'd once led a charge riding a great white stallion in that very spot...at least until the cowardly enemy shot the horse from under him and he had to go on by foot. Time passed and the train rolled on. Eventually the Corporal gestured out the window, saying, "Sir, if you look out you can see a large rock, and one time I made love to a farm girl there...at least until the cowardly enemy shot her out from under me and I had to go on by hand."
Donald Meets The Queen of England!
Together the Queen of England and Donald Trump proceeded to Buckingham Palace in a carriage drawn by six white horses. Regrettably, the rear horse let go of a putrid and lingering f**.... The coach stunk like a sewage treatment plant, and the Queen turned to Donald and said: "Mister Trump, please accept my humblest apologies, but there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Donald quickly replied: "Please don't give it a second thought Your Majesty; but I must tell you, I really thought it was one of the horses".
A man and his wife were riding to town on a horse driven carriage....(old one i heard from my grandpa)
they come upon a snake in the road. The horse refuses to move any further so the man gets down, throws the snake in the woods and gets the horse moving "that's one" he says. They continue down the path until they come upon a fallen tree, and the horse won't go around. So the man pushes and pushes on the tree to clear the path, climbs back on the carriage and says "that's two" he says and they go on their way. Then they come upon a river, shallow enough for them to cross but the horse simply won't go. So, the man climbs down, and attempts to make the horse go, but it just will not cross the water. The man says"that's three" and shoots the horse there on the spot. His wife, looking on in disgust says to him "that's the terrible! You didn't have to kill the horse! The man looks at her and says"that's one"