Horse Breeding Jokes
7 horse breeding jokes and hilarious horse breeding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horse breeding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Horse Breeding Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What breed of horses are nocturnal?
Nightmares.
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A Dutchman and an Englishmen meet in a beach bar on holiday.
The Dutchman speaks hardly any English and the Englishman, inevitably, even less Dutch, but they still enjoy each other's company and knock back a few beers together. After a while the Englishman manages to get across a question: "what is it that you do for a living?"
The Dutchman says carefully "I... *f**...\**... horses."
"Pardon?!" exclaims the Englishman.
"*Ja! Paarden!*" says the Dutchman, beaming widely.
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\* \['breed'\]
I always have nightmares
I found a breed of female horses that's up all night
I breed some of the worlds best thoroughbred race horses
They are absolutely outstanding in their field
TIL there are some breeds of horses that can jump higher than a house.
Well, of course, houses can't jump, sooo...
How do you acquire a small version of Thor's hammer?
Breed a horse with a donkey and you'll have a little mule near.
“Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young lady from a nearby city.
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, “Well, ma’am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep’em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young ‘uns by puttin’ a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops ‘em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns.But the reason this cow don’t have no horns, ma’am, is ’cause it’s a horse.”
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