Horse Ass Jokes

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[Long]Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together

and discussing surgeries they had performed..


One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; 

I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.


The second surgeon said.. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; 

I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.


The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs . Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana 

and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. 

All I had left to work with was the man's  blonde hair and the Horse's ass. 

I was able to put them together and now he's running for President of the U..S.A!"

Riding a horse can be difficult. You could always choose to ride a mule instead...

but that would be half-assed.

I ordered a horse from a rancher, but only got a mule.

Guess he just half-assed it.

I've never had a high opinion of mules.

Theyre just half-assed horses

I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule.

Seems he half-assed it...

Why was the horse always mad at the mule?

It kept half-assing everything.


Mules are held donkey and half horse. So does this mean that they do everything half-assed?

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