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Hors Oeuvres Jokes

16 hors oeuvres jokes and hilarious hors oeuvres puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hors oeuvres that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hors Oeuvres Short Jokes

Short hors oeuvres jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hors oeuvres humour may include short appetizer jokes also.

  1. It's incredible how many French words are now used in the English language There's 'Hors D'oeuvres' for starters.
  2. A guy goes to a crowded party and wants to get a drink from the hors d'oeuvres table. Surprisingly, there is no punch line.
  3. the servers were in such a hurry to set up the hors d'oeuvre tray that they forgot the crackers they were cracka lackin
  4. Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.
  5. What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials? I was only following hors d'oeuvres.
  6. There should be a show where cops sit around a restaurant table order appetizers and tell cop stories. The could call it "Law and hors d'oeuvres"
  7. What do you call a rude, obnoxious and unpleasant person that makes hors d'oeuvres? An Amuse-d**...

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Hors Oeuvres One Liners

Which hors oeuvres one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hors oeuvres? I can suggest the ones about french food and buffet.

  1. What does the President call his favorite snacks? Executive hors d'oeuvres
  2. What do you call a table of Middle Eastern hor d'oeuvres? Allahu Snackbar
  3. What do you call someone that prepares hors d'oeuvres? An app developer
  4. tower shaped appetisers are a bit of a mouthful. Talk about tall hors d'oeuvre
  5. What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe? p**... Hor D'oeuvre

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Hors Oeuvres Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about hors oeuvres you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cuisine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hors oeuvres pranks.