Horror Story Jokes

Funniest Horror Story Short Jokes

Short horror story jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The horror story humour may include short horror movie jokes also.

1. I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen… I can feel it…
2. Started teaching myself braille by reading a horror story. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
3. I heard a horror story involving a camera and window blinds. I shutter at the thought of it.
4. Not sure what to watch tonight.... American Horror Story on FX or the one on ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN, CNBC and MSNBC.
5. Everyone's the protagonist of their own story... I just have crippling depression because I'm a horror novelist
6. AHS and the presidential debate are both on tonight. I guess that means there's two different American horror stories tonight then.

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Horror Story One Liners

Which horror story one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with horror story? I can suggest the ones about horror and horror film.

1. I'm reading a horror story in Braille Something bad is about to happen...
   I can feel it
2. One sentence horror story: "Seems like we're the last two people left on Earth, m'lady"
3. Shortest horror story Wife: "Honey, Let's go shopping"
4. Two words terrifying horror story Gucci Gang
5. American Horror Story is on tonight! And will be every night for 4 to 8 years.
6. A four word horror story G-Guy Fieri, she moaned.
7. Where are you from? "Castle Rock, Maine"
   "I've heard horror stories about that place."
8. What are filipinos horror stories? Crispy Pata
9. What show depicts a new pair of Jordons getting ruined? African American Horror Story
10. 'Horror stories': Think twice before telling your boss you have mental health issues
11. What's the shortest horror story ever written? President Romney.
12. I once read a laxative horror story... It scared the s**... out of me.

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What funny jokes about horror story you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad story jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make horror story pranks.