Horror Movie Jokes
80 horror movie jokes and hilarious horror movie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horror movie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Horror Movie Short Jokes
Short horror movie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The horror movie humour may include short horror film jokes also.
- A guy was screaming at the TV Run idiot, run! His wife walked in and asked Are you watching a horror movie? . He said No. It's our wedding tape
- If you ever feel lonely... just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore.
- Why is everyone obsessed with that new horror movie? Like, i was driving today and this is the third time someone has rolled down their window and yelled to me: Hey! Watch It!
- A fool proof way to never feel lonely. If you're ever feeling lonely, watch a horror movie. You won't feel alone anymore.
- I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie... But I was too scared to come.
- How do you cure loneliness? Watch a horror movie by yourself in a dark room. The feeling will soon go away.
- If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore.
- A man screams at his TV, "No, you idiot! Don't walk into the chapel!" "Horror movie?" his wife asks from the kitchen.
"No," he replies, "Our wedding video." - If you ever feel lonely Just watch a horror movie in the dark, you won't feel lonely anymore
- You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
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Horror Movie One Liners
Which horror movie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with horror movie? I can suggest the ones about horror story and horror.
- Curiosity killed the... ...white people in horror movies.
- What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first.
- Me trying to impress a girl Girl: I'm Into horror movies
Me: My dad's a serial killer - I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares.
- Why do cows never walk out of horror movies? They're able to stomach a lot.
- What's Gollum's favourite horror movie? The Ring
- I'm working on a script for a horror movie. It's called *my diary*
- I recently watched a North Korean horror movie It turned out to be a documentary.
- My friend asked if I wanted to go out for a horror movie. I said I'd prefer the movie.
- Horror movies are like a box of chocolates The dark ones always go first
- Imagine a horror movie about going camping... It would be in tents O_O
- Have you seen the horror movie about a bunch of campers that get killed? It's in tents.
- I love horror movies. I'd know a good one if I Saw 1
- What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!
- Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Laughable Horror Movie Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about horror movie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scream movie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make horror movie pranks.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "Hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
I love how in horror movies the person will ask, "Is anyone there?" As if the killer would say "Oh yeah I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What's Mexican's Favourite Horror Movie
Ju-Juan
I'll see myself out.
Did you hear about the horror movie set in a campground?
It was in tents.
What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?
The Sirens of the Rams.
What is a chemists favourite horror movie?
Promethium
What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?
The Blair...Which project?
[Made my roomie laugh at least]
What is a p**...'s favorite type of movies?
Horror
What is the three-little-pig's favourite horror movie?
The Texas Chain-sow massacre.
What's a horror nuts favorite movie?
"The Creature from the Black Legume"
If you're sad & lonely
If you're sad, lonely & home alone always watch good horror movie & you will feel someone's presence with you.
Difference between Romantic and Horror Movie
After watching a romantic one, you look for your teddy to hug.
After watching a horror one, your teddy starts looking at you
Why are horror movies involving camping so scary?
They are in tents.
Horror movies are always much tamer when I watch them on my iPhone
I have it set to Do Not Disturb
Why isn't she scared watching a horror movie?
I think she was Annabelle to understand it
Most horror movie characters can be adressed as female.
Except for one. You couldn't Miss It.
What do you call a generic horror movie where nothing happens?
A filler thriller.
Called up the movie theater to find out what the order was for the double feature horror films.
It follows It Follows.
If you're feeling lonely tonight, don't worry. Just watch a horror movie.
You won't be feeling lonely for long...
How do Mario and Luigi watch horror movies?
On Boo Ray
What horror movie would Shakespeare find hilarious?
The Thing
Horror movies don't scare me.
5 missed calls from mom scares me.
When the Chief of Police has a movie night for the guys, but picks up the wrong horror movie.
Nah, this ain't It , Chief.
A man gets killed filming a horror movie, and the footage of the man getting killed was shown at his f**....
Needless to say, it was a grave mistake.
The local radio station was asking listeners to call on with their favorite Stars in Horror Movie
I was the first caller and said "Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman"! Aparently enunciation is EVERYTHING.
You wanna know how I rate horror movies?
On a scare of 1-10
A horror movie in a deaf school would work quite well...
...because no one would hear you scream.
I'm So Poor!
I wanted to go on a cruise holiday but I couldn't afford the shipping fee. So then I thought I'd just watch a horror movie instead, but again, I couldn't afford the fright charges!
Ever notice how horror movies are the only ones you try to ruin?
No one ever consoles their girlfriend during an action movie and says "relax, this will never happen. It isn't real."
No matter how many horror movies you watch...
Your mom can the scariest if you don't wake up on time.
I like horror movies because of the musics
They all have killer soundtracks
Why did the young Chinese boy get frightened while covering his eyes at a horror movie?
He was Peking.
I tell people that I'm an actor for horror movies.
When they say they've never seen me before...
I just say "that's because I played a ghost".
I thought I'd surprise my new girlfriend after a recent movie talk we had. So, tonight when she came over, I had a Pornhub movie with a p**... scenario on. She saw it, told me to never talk to her again, and stormed out.
I am starting to think she told me she likes horror movies ...
How to not feel alone
Step 1: wait until its 1 am
Step 2: dim the lights
Step 3: watch a horror movie
Step 4: enjoy the feeling of not feeling alone!
While discussing horror movies, my friend asked me who my favorite monster from film is.
Me: "Hmmm that's a tough one. I think I'd have to go with the vampire from Sesame Street."
Friend: "What!? He doesn't count."
Me: "Oh I assure you, he does."
A Man was watching TV one day, when all of a sudden he began screaming in t**....
"Don't go in the Church!" He cried
"it's a trap!"
"Mom, is Dad watching a horror movie?" His son asked
"No dear, He's watching our wedding video." The mom replied
I was watching a horror movie about the Apocalypse.
It took me 5 minutes to realise I was on the news channel.
