The Best 21 Horribly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Horribly jokes. There are some horribly ghostly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these horribly horribly bad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Horribly Jokes and Puns

OC, What do you call an anorexic lesbian?

A skeleton in the closet.

Sincere apologies to everyone I've just horribly offended!

Did you hear about the Shaman?

He chose to walk the world barefoot which caused he feet to blister a thousand times over.

He ate only bugs and berries that he found in nature which caused him to became very frail.

This diet also caused him to be plagued with horribly bad breath.

He was known as the Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis.

A guy meets his friend on the street

but his friend has a horribly swollen face, is missing teeth, has scratches on his arms, blood all over his shirt and he looks scared and disorientated. Of course his friend gets extremely worried and asks:
"Are you all right?! What happened dude?"
"I just buried my mother-in-law..."
"So?"
"Well she resisted".

Horribly joke, A guy meets his friend on the street

I tried to act out 2 dudes fighting each other, but it turned out horribly.

I'm still beating myself up over it.

You hear about the guy who lost his whole left side

He's horribly disfigured


I told my first date to meet me at Starbucks because I forgot her name

But the date went horribly wrong since Starbucks got her name wrong.

Did you hear about the horribly inbred Prince?

He was an error to the throne

Horribly joke, Did you hear about the horribly inbred Prince?

I saw a guy with horribly burned lips and chin gingerly sipping his tea

He was a hipster. He said he enjoyed his tea before it was cool.

How do you know that the prostate exam is going horribly wrong?

When the doctor places both hands on your shoulders.

My Friend Went to school and was instantly confronted by an AP

"Take off that horribly ugly mask" the AP said.
It was March.........

I failed horribly in Art class this year.

Apparently, passing with flying colours didn't mean what I think it meant.

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What do you call a one night stand that goes horribly, horribly wrong?

Your wife

A husband's new wife really wants...

A husband's new wife really wants to go on a cruise for their honeymoon. The husband agrees, even though he tends to get horribly seasick on the water.

So the day before the wedding, he goes to a drugstore. He gets a jumbo pack of condoms, and the largest bottle of dramamine in the store.

At the checkout counter, the cashier looks at his condoms and dramamine and asks, If it makes you so sick, why do you do it?

If anyone knows how to correct cosmetic surgery that's gone horribly wrong?

I'm all ears.

I have a feeling that my mouth transplant surgery went horribly wrong.

The voice in the back of my head keeps telling me that.

I tried to deep fry my turkey this year but it went horribly wrong

Boom. Roasted.

Horribly joke, I tried to deep fry my turkey this year but it went horribly wrong

If a joke's over your head it's a "whoosh". But if a joke crashes and dies horribly,

That's a "Boeing".

Hunting Gone Horribly Wrong

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?

The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.

There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, OK, now what?

I found a ghost who wanted to pose for a photo for me! Unfortunately, it came out horribly underexposed.

The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.


Teaching as a career

A school teacher walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm so worn out," he complains to the bartender. "The entire American school system is horribly disorganized and poorly run." "Well, then I guess it's true," the bartender says. "School really does prepare you for real life."

The Dyson Ball Vacuum…

Is a horribly misleading name for this product.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the horribly exceedingly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working horribly unbelievably piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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