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Having gay parents must be horrible
You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom"
Mom got a sex change operation
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a sex change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a sex change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
Having gay parents must be horrible
Either you get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in the infinite loop of 'ask your mom'
What colour bricks?
Not sure if this has been posted before but oh well.
My Granddad told me this when I was smaller (Yes, he is still alive) .
Sorry for the horrible (Grand)dad joke!
If a red house has red bricks , a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour bricks does a green house have?
None, a green house is made out of glass.
A man and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed.
Mom says "This is horrible, what should we do?"
Dad replies, "Well we can't spank him!"
What do you call a horse that lives next to you?
A Neigh-bor.
Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
A father and his son are driving down a foggy road in the early morning.
While sitting at a red light, the father turns to his son and says, You know son, when I die, I hope I turn into a horrible fog, just like this one. And the son says, Why would you want that Dad? To which the Dad replies, So I'll be mist!
( Missed if you don't get this Dad joke)
My dad used to tell me "always ask before taking something"
He was a good dad but a horrible thief.
My dad had gender reassignment surgery. Now he has a horrible poker face.
He's transparent.
My mother is horrible at breaking bad news...
I came home one day and my mother looked distressed. She told me that she felt really terrible and that she'd been having an affair. She also told me that I couldn't tell dad.
"Why not?" I asked.
She replied, "Because he just passed away."
Why are moms and dads of transgender kids bad jokers and horrible magicians?
They're transparent.
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Having gay parents must be horrible, let me finish..
You either get twice the number of dad jokes, or you're caught in an endless cycle of "Go ask your mom".
Why do black people have horrible sense of humour?
They do not have access to Dad Jokes.
