Hornet Jokes
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My wife came back from golfing with the ladies, looking miserable
I asked her what was wrong. She said, I got stung by a mad hornet between the first and second holes!
I told her, your stance is too wide.
Just Bought the new Dodge Hornet EV and ended up with two cars
Dealer said I also needed a Dodge Charger
How do you catch a s**... bee?
With a hornet.
My wife came home from golfing with the girls and she seemed upset
I asked what's wrong, and she said I was in misery all day. I got stung by a hornet between the first and second holes
I said, Your stance is too wide.
A car salesman is showing some fine cars for sale...
A car salesman is showing some fine cars for sale, and the buyer is looking at them.
"Well, this one is a fine 1951 Hudson Hornet," says the car salesman.
The buyer gasps, "A Hudson HORNET? Well, I wouldn't want to see a Hudson Wasp!"
The salesman brushes it off and shows him the next car, "this is a Porsche Spyder."
Again, the buyer is aghast, "what is with car companies naming them after insects?! What's next, a Volkswagen Beetle?!"
Have you heard about those new "m**... hornets" that have been found in North America for the first time ever?
A friend of mine is a good lawyer and can get the charges reduced to manslaughter hornet
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