Hormone Jokes

Funniest Hormone Short Jokes

Short hormone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hormone humour may include short molecule jokes also.

1. From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
   A: You can't hear a vita-min.
2. My biology professor's favorite joke What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!
3. How do you make a hormone? You pay her.
   (This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)
4. Teacher asked us today, "What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?" You can't hear a protein.
   (Wait for it)
5. Girlfriends parents weren't home, hormones were flowing, I stopped at a gas station to grab a box of rubbers. Cashier - Do you need a bag with that? Me - No man! She's beautiful!
6. What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't make a vitamin
   
   -RIP Benny Hill
7. My dad's joke. 'Did you know there were female hormones in beer?'
   Because, if you start drinking too much.
   You don't have the ability to drive, and you get fat.
8. How do you make a protein? You link amino acids together.
   How do you make an enzyme?
   You wrap proteins together.
   How do you make a hormone?
   You give me your mother for an hour.
9. When my dwarf girlfriend got growth hormone I broke up with her. I didn't like her any longer.
10. How do you make a hormone? Take her genes off.

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Hormone One Liners

Which hormone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hormone? I can suggest the ones about vitamin and medication.

1. What do you get if you give growth hormones to an ant? Tolerance
2. What hormones does a fish use to swim in a house? Indoor Fins
3. Beer has female hormones Whenever I am drinking I talk too much and can't drive a car.
4. What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I've never heard a vitamin.
5. What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme.
6. How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.
7. How do you tell the sex of a hormone? Take its genes off
8. How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot
9. How does a promiscuous endocrinologist know when he's doing a good job? His hormones
10. How do you make a hormone? You just simply don't pay her.
11. I'm not a pituitary gland But I can still make a hormone
12. What do you call a buck on hormones? Transgendeer
13. What do you call the hormone produced by Italian men? pestosterone
14. What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin? You can't hear a vitamin.
15. What is the name of the hormone secreted during copulation with an ex-lover? Toxitocin.

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