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9 horizontal jokes and hilarious horizontal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horizontal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good horizontal joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Americas curve is flattening alright.

Just vertically instead of horizontally.

A man goes to a psychiatrist for an evaluation

So the psychiatrist draws a horizontal line and asks him what that reminds him of. "A n**... woman" he replies. So he draws a vertical line. "And this?" he asks "A n**... woman." Doctor then draws an X and asks the same question. "Two people having s**...." comes the answer. "Hmmmmm" goes the doctor. "It seems you have obsession with s**...." he speculates.
"Me?" answers the shocked man. "Who drew all this filth?"

"Leagues" in "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" refers to horizontal distance, not depth.

Otherwise it would be called "Journey to the Center of the Earth."

I was seeing this h**... about twice a week.

But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.

You can reduce your weight by one simple exercise of shaking your head horizontally.

Do it when you are offered food

I forgot to take my phone to the toilet

There are 1325 vertical and 975 horizontal lines on the tiles.

A plane has a horrible accident...

...and is split in half horizontally. Everyone is holding onto the oxygen masks above with their legs dangling in the air.
The captain shouts to the passengers, "We can make it, but the weight's off - at least one person needs to let go or else none of us will make it!"
Willing to die for a good cause, a young man shouts "I will sacrifice my life for all of you!"
Everyone claps.

It's very easy to tell when I'm lying.

Usually, my body is in a horizontal position.

Xbox ps5 rotate joke

How to switch the Xbox series X from vertical to horizontal ? Can you do that on your PS5 ?


Xbox ps5 rotate joke

Horizontal joke, Xbox ps5 rotate joke


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about horizontal can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of horizontal puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Horizontal joke, Xbox ps5 rotate joke

Horizontal joke, Xbox ps5 rotate joke

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these horizontal jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.