Horde Jokes
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A woman walks into the bank with a giant glass jar filled with coins.
Impressed, the teller exclaims "Oh, my! Did your horde all this yourself?"
The woman replied and said, no my sister w**... for half of it.
A town has recently been overrun by a horde of chickens
Officials have been calling it a complete cluster cluck
If everyone in this sub died and came back to life
would we become a horde of the pundead?
I filled the leader of the Mongol horde with dried beans...
And all I got was this maraca Khan
Donald Trump, Angela Merkel, and Vladimir Putin are being chased by a horde of angry Arab bandits.
"Please stop chasing us, I'll pay you!" Trump screams, but the bandits just keep charging.
"Please stop chasing us, I can get your countries accepted into the EU!" Merkel yells, but the bandits seem to dislike this offer and continue the charge.
"I have an idea," says Putin. He turns around to face the bandits, smiles, and says, "Prevyet, comrades! You are now crossing the border of the mighty Russian Federation!"
All the bandits flee screaming.
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A white doctor in Africa
It's a white doctor in an african village. One day, a horde of African men came to his office and said:
" Doc, we respect you, but we saw that many women started having white babies!"
The doctor laughed and replied: "Oh no! it's not what you think it is! you see, in my ranch I have a lot of white horses and they sometimes have black offspring, nothing unatural!"
The black men looked at eachother, feeling embarrassed.
"Ok doc, we will forget about the women if you forget about the horses."
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