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What do you call a p**... who maintains the ideal number of prostitutes per customer?
Horatio
Lord Nelson was 5ft 6 inches. His statue is 17ft 4 inches.
That's Horatio of 3:1.
What percentage of the characters in hamlet were prostitutes?
I don't know, but maybe you can ask Horatio.
What do you call a man that calculates how many prostitutes are needed in each city?
Horatio!
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