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Hopster Jokes

5 hopster jokes and hilarious hopster puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hopster that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Howlingly Hilarious Hopster Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What is a good hopster joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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I shot a hipster in his leg

now he's a hopster.

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I shot a hipster in the foot

now she's a hopster

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

i shot a hipster in the knee

now he's a hopster.

(Sorry, german Joke.. i tried my best to translate it so it still makes sense)

i accidentally drove on a hipsters feet...

...now he is a hopster.

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