Hopscotch Jokes
6 hopscotch jokes and hilarious hopscotch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hopscotch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?
A hopscotch
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My daughter was playing hopscotch by herself...
So my daughter was playing hopscotch, and recited the words "*Step on a crack, and break your mother's back"
And then my wife's back bent over, I then shouted at her to stop playing, but she continued and then recited "*Step on a line and break your father's spine*"
And then the neighbor next door shouted in agony with his back bent.
I asked a cop, "You know what my toddler's favourite type of scotch is?"
He frowned. "What is it?"
"Hopscotch," I replied.
As a kid I loved playing games during recess
But I drew a line at hopscotch
My daughter came home drunk from the playground.
She's been playing hopscotch again.
What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?
A simple game of hopscotch:
Me v. Yo Mama
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