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52 hopping jokes and hilarious hopping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hopping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the best hopping jokes from around the world, featuring hares skipping and border hopping. Travel from one burrow to the next, bar hopping with these funny one-liners and puns. Get ready for some laughs!

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Funniest Hopping Short Jokes

Short hopping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hopping humour may include short hopped jokes also.

  1. A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, "Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."
    The photon replies, "No, I am traveling light!"
  2. A photon checks into a hotel. The bell hop asks "Do you have any luggage?"
    The photon replies "No I'm traveling light."
  3. I used to date a girl who had one leg and worked at a brewery... She was in charge of the hops...
  4. No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children Who doesn't love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?
  5. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
  6. How does a grasshopper like to celebrate the arrival of spring? By hopping into the season with joy!
  7. What does a bunny say when it hops into a garden on the spring equinox? "Lettuce celebrate spring!"
  8. The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says "eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."
  9. Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
  10. I went to the gym this morning and hopped on the treadmill People started giving me funny looks, though, so I decided I'd better jog instead.

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Hopping One Liners

Which hopping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hopping? I can suggest the ones about jumping and hops.

  1. I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery She was in charge of the hops
  2. What's a spring flower's favorite type of music? Tulip-hip hop!
  3. What do you call a group of Bunnys hopping backwards? A receding hair line
  4. Why did the bunny work in the brewery? he knew a lot about hops
  5. What's a frog's favorite drug? Croakaine. Explains why they're hopped up all the time
  6. What kind of music to chiropractors listen to? Hip hop.
  7. My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion. But you can call me Rapscallion.
  8. What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist
  9. What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
  10. Why do frogs taste like beer? They're full of hops
  11. What did the bus driver say to the one-legged man? Hop on.
  12. What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare line.
  13. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line
  14. What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg? Hop in
  15. Why do one legged people like beer? Because it's made with hops.

Bar Hopping Jokes

Here is a list of funny bar hopping jokes and even better bar hopping puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed" The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"
    *Ba dum tiss*
  • A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says hey, we've got a drink named after you . And the grasshopper says what? ..Kevin?
  • A grass hopper hops into a bar The barman says: "Hey we've name a drink after you!" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Steve!?"
  • A grasshopper hops into a bar... The bartender sees him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you."
    The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Murray?"
  • A string walks into a bar, hops on a stool & orders a beer; bartender says, "We don't serve strings in here. You're gonna have to leave."
    String replies, "I'm a frayed knot."
  • A man attempts a bar hop... ...and squashes his nuts
  • What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?.. They go Bar Hopping!...

Border Hopping Jokes

Here is a list of funny border hopping jokes and even better border hopping puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing.
  • I've been thinking of a name ever since my gf got pregnant a week ago. I decided on Juan and hopped the border to Mexico
Hopping joke, I've been thinking of a name ever since my gf got pregnant a week ago.

Hopping joke, I've been thinking of a name ever since my gf got pregnant a week ago.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about hopping can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of hopping puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Fun-Filled Hopping Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about hopping you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bunny hop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make hopping prank.

A Little Girl Catches Her Parents Having s**...

One night, a little girl decides to peek inside her parent's bedroom. She is shocked by what she sees, for she catches a glimpse of mommy bouncing up and down on top of daddy.
That very next morning, she asks her mom, "Mommy, why were you hopping up and down on top of daddy?"
The mom replies, "Oh, umm, well, I was just trying to help lose weight by pushing the air out of him."
The girl says, "Well that won't work mommy."
Puzzled, the mother replies, "Well why not, honey?"
"Well, every week while you're at work, the pretty girl from across the street comes to blow him back up!"

A man out of work...

...sees an opening at the zoo. The head zookeeper says to him "Our ape just died and it's too expensive to replace him. Can you dress up in an ape suit and run around the ape pen? The man, desperate for a job, agrees. The next day, he does his thing as the ape, but while hopping from tree to tree, falls in the lion pen. The lion chases him around for a while, to thunderous applause from the crowd. The lion finally tackles the man and says "Do you want to get us both fired?"

A blonde was walking through the woods...

... when she saw a brunette on some train tracks. She watched her for a few minutes, trying to understand what she was doing. The brunette was hopping from one track to the other, saying "38, 38, 38..."
After a little while, the blonde decides to join the brunette, hopping from track to track, saying "38, 38, 38..."
They do this for a few more minutes until there is a train coming. The brunette jumps off the tracks, just in time for the blonde to get smeared.
After the train passes, the brunette hops back onto the tracks, saying, "39, 39, 39..."

Why did the kangaroo cross the road?

It was hopping mad!
*My 5 year old niece made this up. I don't get it. She's been repeating it and giggling the whole day. I have to pretend to understand it.*

Hopping onto the trend of jokes translated into English, here's one from my family in Bosnia

Two men are sitting together and talking, the first asks, "Do you love your wife?"
The second replies, "Of course I love my wife!"
The first then says, "Ok but how much?"
The second man isn't sure how to answer, so the first man asks, "Say your wife is being attacked by a bear, what would you do?"
The second man simply says, "s**... bear."

What do you call a hundred rabbits hopping backwards in a queue?

A receding hairline

My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."

"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"

Toilet training

Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy…
He pushes up the seat and balances his little pen!s on the rim.
Just then the toilet seat slams down and little Johnny lets out a scream.
His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his privates and screaming in pain.
He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles,
K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it and make it better .
Little Johnny's mother shouts,
Don't start your father's s**...t with me !

Pumping up his stomach

A little boy walks in on his parents having s**... and the mother throws on a robe and rushes him out of the room. "I was just hopping on daddy's big belly to make it smaller" she says, but the little boy tells her "That's useless because every time you go shopping the neighbor lady comes and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!"

My friend lost his leg in a car accident

He was hopping mad

What are four hundred Easter bunnies hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

A man hopped in a bar

Bartender : Sir, why are you hopping ?
Man : i made a bet with my friends for $3000 that you're gonna ask me two questions when you see me. The first question is $1000 and the second is $2000.
Bartender: I've only asked one question tho, what's the second one?
Man: Thank you for my $3000

So im going to Kangaroo island..

And I heard that place is pretty HOPPING..

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

I went to the local craft brewery last night and it was so busy...

The place was really hopping.

No wonder fortnite is so popular with kids

Who doesn't like hopping off a bus and shooting everyone in sight

Two rabbits were hopping along,

One stopped, the other hopped on.

A recently married couple retire to their honeymoon suite. Before hopping into bed the bride says, "Now honey, you'll be gentle with me won't you. You know that I'm still a v**...."

This clearly surprises the man, "What are you saying. Aren't I your third husband?"
The woman replied, "Yes, but my first husband was a psychologist and all he liked to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and all he liked to do was look at it. Since you're a lawyer, I'm pretty sure that I'm gonna get s**...!"

"How do we get our names?"

There was once a young Native American boy talking to his father.
"How do we get our names, dad?" The boy asked.
"Well, son," the boy's father replied, "after a baby is born we go out of the teepee and name the child after the first thing we see. This is why your great grandfather was Soaring Eagle, your grandfather is Running Elk, and I am Hopping Grasshopper."
The boy nodded, but still looked as though he was confused.
The boy's dad then asks, "Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking?"

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding **hare**line.

TIFU by hopping the wrong bus to the International Dyslexia Association Conference.

Oops, wrong sub

Monkey Business

Cop shows up to a bad car wreck.
Car flipped over, family of four dead.
Cop sees a monkey hopping around trying to get his attention.
He asks the monkey, "Were you in this wreck with the family?"
Monkey shakes his head yes.
Cop asks, "What were the two kids doing at the time?"
Monkey pretends he's fighting with someone.
Cop says, "Ah, kids were fighting. And what was the mother doing?"
Monkey looks over his shoulder pretending to be yelling.
Cop goes, "Ah, yelling at the kids. And what was the father doing?"
Monkey pretends he's drinking.
Cop goes, "I see, he was drinking, hmm."
The cop gets up and is about to walk away, then turns to the monkey and says, "By the way, while all this was going on, what were you doing?"
Monkey pretends he's driving.

My TV thinks it's a kangaroo...

It just won't stop channel hopping.

Hopping joke, My TV thinks it's a kangaroo...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these hopping jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.