Hopping Jokes

Discover the best hopping jokes from around the world, featuring hares skipping and border hopping. Travel from one burrow to the next, bar hopping with these funny one-liners and puns. Get ready for some laughs!

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A Little Girl Catches Her Parents Having s**...

One night, a little girl decides to peek inside her parent's bedroom. She is shocked by what she sees, for she catches a glimpse of mommy bouncing up and down on top of daddy.

That very next morning, she asks her mom, "Mommy, why were you hopping up and down on top of daddy?"

The mom replies, "Oh, umm, well, I was just trying to help lose weight by pushing the air out of him."

The girl says, "Well that won't work mommy."

Puzzled, the mother replies, "Well why not, honey?"

"Well, every week while you're at work, the pretty girl from across the street comes to blow him back up!"

A man out of work...

...sees an opening at the zoo. The head zookeeper says to him "Our ape just died and it's too expensive to replace him. Can you dress up in an ape suit and run around the ape pen? The man, desperate for a job, agrees. The next day, he does his thing as the ape, but while hopping from tree to tree, falls in the lion pen. The lion chases him around for a while, to thunderous applause from the crowd. The lion finally tackles the man and says "Do you want to get us both fired?"

Pumping up his stomach

A little boy walks in on his parents having s**... and the mother throws on a robe and rushes him out of the room. "I was just hopping on daddy's big belly to make it smaller" she says, but the little boy tells her "That's useless because every time you go shopping the neighbor lady comes and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!"

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

What are four hundred Easter bunnies hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

So im going to Kangaroo island..

And I heard that place is pretty HOPPING..

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line

Hopping joke, What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

My friend lost his leg in a car accident

He was hopping mad

No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children

Who doesn't love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?

Two rabbits were hopping along,

One stopped, the other hopped on.

No wonder fortnite is so popular with kids

Who doesn't like hopping off a bus and shooting everyone in sight

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I went to the local craft brewery last night and it was so busy...

The place was really hopping.

A man hopped in a bar

Bartender : Sir, why are you hopping ?

Man : i made a bet with my friends for $3000 that you're gonna ask me two questions when you see me. The first question is $1000 and the second is $2000.

Bartender: I've only asked one question tho, what's the second one?

Man: Thank you for my $3000

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?

A receding hare line.

Hopping onto the trend of jokes translated into English, here's one from my family in Bosnia

Two men are sitting together and talking, the first asks, "Do you love your wife?"

The second replies, "Of course I love my wife!"

The first then says, "Ok but how much?"

The second man isn't sure how to answer, so the first man asks, "Say your wife is being attacked by a bear, what would you do?"

The second man simply says, "s**... bear."

My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."

"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"

Hopping joke, My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in

What do you call a group of Bunnys hopping backwards?

A receding hair line

A blonde was walking through the woods...

... when she saw a brunette on some train tracks. She watched her for a few minutes, trying to understand what she was doing. The brunette was hopping from one track to the other, saying "38, 38, 38..."

After a little while, the blonde decides to join the brunette, hopping from track to track, saying "38, 38, 38..."

They do this for a few more minutes until there is a train coming. The brunette jumps off the tracks, just in time for the blonde to get smeared.

After the train passes, the brunette hops back onto the tracks, saying, "39, 39, 39..."

Why did the kangaroo cross the road?

It was hopping mad!

*My 5 year old niece made this up. I don't get it. She's been repeating it and giggling the whole day. I have to pretend to understand it.*

Toilet training

Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy…

He pushes up the seat and balances his little pen!s on the rim.

Just then the toilet seat slams down and little Johnny lets out a scream.

His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his privates and screaming in pain.

He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles,

K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it and make it better .

Little Johnny's mother shouts,

Don't start your father's s**...t with me !

What do you call a hundred rabbits hopping backwards in a queue?

A receding hairline

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