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38 hopped jokes and hilarious hopped puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hopped that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hopped Short Jokes

Short hopped jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hopped humour may include short hopping jokes also.

  1. A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, "Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."
    The photon replies, "No, I am traveling light!"
  2. A photon checks into a hotel. The bell hop asks "Do you have any luggage?"
    The photon replies "No I'm traveling light."
  3. I used to date a girl who had one leg and worked at a brewery... She was in charge of the hops...
  4. No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children Who doesn't love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?
  5. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
  6. How does a grasshopper like to celebrate the arrival of spring? By hopping into the season with joy!
  7. What does a bunny say when it hops into a garden on the spring equinox? "Lettuce celebrate spring!"
  8. The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says "eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."
  9. Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
  10. I went to the gym this morning and hopped on the treadmill People started giving me funny looks, though, so I decided I'd better jog instead.

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Hopped One Liners

Which hopped one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hopped? I can suggest the ones about hops and jumped.

  1. I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery She was in charge of the hops
  2. What's a spring flower's favorite type of music? Tulip-hip hop!
  3. What do you call a group of Bunnys hopping backwards? A receding hair line
  4. Why did the bunny work in the brewery? he knew a lot about hops
  5. What's a frog's favorite drug? Croakaine. Explains why they're hopped up all the time
  6. What kind of music to chiropractors listen to? Hip hop.
  7. My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion. But you can call me Rapscallion.
  8. What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist
  9. What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
  10. Why do frogs taste like beer? They're full of hops
  11. What did the bus driver say to the one-legged man? Hop on.
  12. What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare line.
  13. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line
  14. What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg? Hop in
  15. Why do one legged people like beer? Because it's made with hops.

Hopped joke, Why do one legged people like beer?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about hopped can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of hopped puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Playful Hopped Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about hopped you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hoped jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make hopped prank.

Two engineers are meeting for lunch

Two engineers are meeting for lunch. The second arrives on a bicycle that the first doesn't recognize.
"Where did you get the bike? " the first asks.
The second explained, "It was the weirdest thing. I was walking over here when a beautiful woman rode up on the bike, hopped off, tore off all her clothes and said 'take what you want!' So I took the bike."
"Good call," mused the first, "the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

I hopped in a cab after work and said to the cabbie

"My wife won't put out any more. Take me somewhere I can get an easy chick that won't say no"
10 minutes later he dropped me off at my house and said
"Just tell her Larry sent you"

I got distracted today while driving and rear-ended the car in front of me.

The car door opened and out hopped the driver. He stormed up to me, all 3' 9" of him, and angrily blurted out "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
*"Which one are you then?"*

You know, they used to call them jumpolines!

Until your Mom hopped on one back in '76.

On May 5th I woke up at exactly 5:05 AM.

At 5:55 I left my apartment (apartment 505 on 55 5th St), hopped on the number 5 bus, and paid a $5 fare to go to work.
5 minutes later, I arrived at 555 5th street and rushed to my office in room 505.
After I'd been working for 5 hours, I realized that I'd experienced a lot of 5's that day. So, I hopped on the number 5 bus again and went to the race tracks.
I paid $55 for my seat at the race tracks, which was seat 5, row E, section 5 of the stadium.
I bet $500 on the number five horse in race 5 (which happened at 5:00 PM). And you know what happened?
>!He came in 5th.!<

So I got in a car accident

As I pulled over to the side a dwarf hopped out of his vehicle and walked up as I rolled down my window. He looked at his damaged and frowned at me.
I'm not happy he said.
So which one are you? I asked.
That's when the fight began

Sandwich Walked Into a Bar

So a Sandwich walked into a bar, hopped up on a barstool and took a look at the drink menu. Bartender walks over. Sandwich says to bartender, "lemme get one of those margaritas, rocks, no salt.". Bartender responds in his most disgusted tone, "Sorry, we don't serve FOOD here…."

Paternal Payback

On the day I received my learner's permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver's seat. Why aren't you sitting up front on the passenger's side? I asked.
Kirsten, I've been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl, Dad replied. Now it's my turn to sit back here and kick the seat.

My grandpa always told me this joke, hope you like it.

A frog in trousers hopped across a meadow.
Upon meeting a rabbit, the frog said:
"I am a cow, I am a cow!".
The rabbit looked angry and said,
"You are not a cow, you're a frog!".
So the frog pulled down his trousers and the rabbit stuttered in disbelief: "Holy cow!"

Why were the grasshopper's eyes so red?

Because it was all hopped up on grass.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

He hopped to get to the other side.

A frog

What happens to a frog that hopped onto a no parking zone? It gets toad.

Why did the rabbit act crazy?

He was hopped up on something

I just hopped in an Uber...

The driver explained how much she loved her job. She was her own boss and no one could tell her what she ha...
Siri: *Turn left in half a mile*

A man hopped in a bar

Bartender : Sir, why are you hopping ?
Man : i made a bet with my friends for $3000 that you're gonna ask me two questions when you see me. The first question is $1000 and the second is $2000.
Bartender: I've only asked one question tho, what's the second one?
Man: Thank you for my $3000

I tried to beat my own previous time for the hundred meters on a Pogo stick.

I had hopped for a better time.

I hopped on a bus today.

After 5 minutes, the driver told me to sit down.

Two rabbits were hopping along,

One stopped, the other hopped on.

Met a one legged h**... today.

Her name was Eileen and it was obvious she was hopped up on something.

I was running late this morning to I took my weet box to eat on my commute to work. In my tired state I hopped on the wrong bus which instead of taking me to work went hurtling through space.

I accidentally had gotten on the Universal Cereal Bus.

I've been thinking of a name ever since my gf got pregnant a week ago.

I decided on Juan and hopped the border to Mexico

Hopped joke, I've been thinking of a name ever since my gf got pregnant a week ago.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these hopped jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.