The Best 12 Hooves Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hooves jokes. There are some hooves saddle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hooves horse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hooves Jokes and Puns

What does a slutty horse wear on its hooves?

Whoreshoes.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they.... lactose.....

Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because they lactose

Hooves joke, Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lac tose

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.


As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra.

As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see how the stallion had made out and was chagrined to see him leaning up against a tree. His mane was disheveled, his body covered in welts from angry hooves, and he had two giant black eyes. Astounded, the keeper asked what had happened.

The stallion said, "I spent the whole night trying to take off her pajamas."

Camel Joke

A young camel asks his mother
Why do I have a big hump on my back
The mother replies
You use it to store water when your in the desert
That's cool says the young camel And why do I have these big hooves
The mother answers Your hooves stop you from sinking in the quicksand when your in the desert
That's brilliant says the young camel Why do I have such long eyelashes
They stop sand from going into your eyes while wandering the desert his mother explains
The young camel pauses for a moment
Well, why am I in the zoo

Hooves joke, Camel Joke

So the Lone Ranger and Tonto are being chased by the bad guys...

To see if they're being closed in on Tonto puts his ear to the ground to listen for the sound of horse hooves.

"Kimosabe, no soldiers chasing us, buffalo come."

"How do you know that?"

"Ear sticky."

Dog paws smell like Fritos. What to horse hooves smell like?

A broken nose.

Milk cows have hooves at the end of their legs. Not feet, like you and me.

They lactose.

Why do cows have hooves?

They lack-toes

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My farmer friend claims one of his horses can do math using its hooves.

It is a stable genius.

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We suggest to use only working hooves clop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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