Hoover Vacuum Jokes
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Hoover Vacuum Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good hoover vacuum joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The cleaning lady was almost finished cleaning a suite when she noticed her Hoover wasn't working.
Thinking quick, she threw it out the window, making the room a vacuum cleaner.
Russian Tanks
"What's the difference between a Russian tank and a Hoover vacuum cleaner? "
"The Russian tank has 4 dirt-bags in it."
Apparently this joke comes from an OLD soviet-era General who apparently liked to tell it almost any time he gave a speeches to his NATO counterparts.
what's the difference between a Harley-Davidson and a Hoover vacuum?
On the Hoover the Dirtbag is on the inside.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum cleaner and a Harley-David motorcycle?
The position of the dirtbag.
A physicist moved from the country to the noise of the inner city...
And found the noise there insufferable. But, being a man of science he lined the walls of his apartment with broken Hoover's, Dirt Devil's, and Dyson's, because sound can't travel through a Vacuum.
Door to Door salesman - another oldie
A couple was having their morning routine before they head to their jobs when suddenly the doorbell rang. The wife rushed to the door. When she opened it a man with a bucket full of s,,t rushed in and splashed them all over the carpet with a grin. Before the women could react he started his speech:
- My name is Tom and this is the all new (insert random hoover brand here) vacuum cleaners that is guaranteed to clean any type of mess on your floors, carpets or upholstery. If it doesn`t do the job I will eat all of the s,,t!
At that point the women just asked him:
- Mustard or ketchup?
- Excuse me? - he asked with a blank expression on his face.
- Would you like ketchup or mustard with your s,,t, Tom? - asked the woman again somewhat irritated.
- There is no need for that. Just you wait until you've seen the hoover in action. - he replied with a smirk.
- Oh, but there is. We haven't had electricity for a week.
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