Hoover Jokes

59 hoover jokes and hilarious hoover puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hoover that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

What do you get when you mix Hoover Dam and a vacuum cleaner? A whole lot of Hoover jokes that can make your day. This article highlights some of the best Hoover jokes, from dirtbag puns to Roomba quips. Whether you're a fan of the classic Hoover vacuum or the modern-day Dyson Hoovers, this article has something for everyone.

Funniest Hoover Short Jokes

Short hoover jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hoover humour may include short hobo jokes also.

  1. My mate just hired an Eastern european cleaner, took her 15 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
  2. What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag.
  3. The cleaning lady was almost finished cleaning a suite when she noticed her Hoover wasn't working. Thinking quick, she threw it out the window, making the room a vacuum cleaner.
  4. what's the difference between a Harley-Davidson and a Hoover vacuum? On the Hoover the Dirtbag is on the inside.
  5. Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for the leak.
  6. Want to know why Herbert Hoover was my favorite president? Because he actually gave a dam.
  7. What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum cleaner and a Harley-David motorcycle? The position of the dirtbag.
  8. What's the Difference between a Harley Davidson Motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum? The Hoover vacuum only carries one dirt bag.
  9. [Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam... Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam.
  10. So I've been clearing out my attic... ... and I've decided to get rid of my hoover- it was just gathering dust.

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Hoover One Liners

Which hoover one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hoover? I can suggest the ones about abraham lincoln and vacuum.

  1. I decided to sell my Hoover... Well, it was just collecting dust.
  2. I decided to sell my Hoover It was just collecting dust.
  3. What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? Where you place the dirtbag
  4. I've decided to sell my hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
  5. So I'm selling my hoover It's just sitting around collecting dust.
  6. My son asked me, "What happens to the spiders that gets hoovered up?" "They Dyson."
  7. Why couldn't the Buddhist hoover the corners of his house? He had no attachments.
  8. What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirtbag.
  9. What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.
  10. Got the missus a new bag and belt for her birthday. The Hoover works a treat now.
  11. Free hoover It's just collecting dust
  12. I think I'm going to throw away my old Hoover. It's just collecting dust anyway.
  13. You know your doing bad with girls when... You know your favourite hoover setting
  14. I think I'm gonna sell my hoover It's just collecting dust
  15. Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa? Because he had no attachments

Hoover Dam Jokes

Here is a list of funny hoover dam jokes and even better hoover dam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you know that if you took all the men who died while constructing the Hoover Dam and stood them all on top of each other... ... you'd be arrested.
  • If you took every man who died while building the Hoover Dam and stood them one on top of the other... ... you'd get arrested.
  • I believe Hoover was the only president to ever give a dam
  • Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
    Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
  • Did you hear about Hoover and Nixon's hidden relationship? Dam, was THAT a watergate scandal!

Dyson Hoover Jokes

Here is a list of funny dyson hoover jokes and even better dyson hoover puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Son - Dad look at this article Son - Dad look at this article "Man ran over by hoover"
    Dad - What an idiot, did he Dyson?
  • Have y'all heard 'bout the Hoover Crips? They still Dyson with death.
  • 'Man run over by Dyson hoover' Son: "Dad look at this article"
    Dad: "Oh dear, was he alright? or did he dyson"
  • I just got fired from my job at Dyson. My design for a new hoover didn't work.
    I don't know what their problem is, when they asked me to design it they told me, "just make sure it doesn't s**...!"
Hoover joke, I just got fired from my job at Dyson.

Howlingly Hilarious Hoover Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about hoover you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hoover pranks.

Russian Tanks

"What's the difference between a Russian tank and a Hoover vacuum cleaner? "
"The Russian tank has 4 dirt-bags in it."
Apparently this joke comes from an OLD soviet-era General who apparently liked to tell it almost any time he gave a speeches to his NATO counterparts.

"I've found your hamster," I told my daughter over the phone.

"You're a hero!" she screamed, "Thank you so much. Can you put him back in my cage for me?"
I said, "Of course. I just need to get him out of the hoover first though."

Two Russians..

..discussed who was the greater man, Comrade Stalin or President Hoover.
Hoover taught the Americans not to drink, says one.
Yes, replies the other, but Stalin taught the Russians not to eat.

Who was the worst U.S. President of all time?

Hoover, his administration really s**....

I bought a Hoover the other day...

It s**....

I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.

They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.
My wife walks in and asks, Is that the Hoover Dam?
Me: No, it's the Three Gorges Dam in China.
Her: Oh, I guess all dams just look alike.
Me: Honey, don't be a dam racist!

My new girl friend.

Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak.

I sold my Hoover

Well it was only collecting dust

Hoover joke, I sold my Hoover

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