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Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam.
FBI is still looking for the leak.
Want to know why Herbert Hoover was my favorite president?
Because he actually gave a dam.
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I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.
They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.
My wife walks in and asks, Is that the Hoover Dam?
Me: No, it's the Three Gorges Dam in China.
Her: Oh, I guess all dams just look alike.
Me: Honey, don't be a dam racist!
Did you know that if you took all the men who died while constructing the Hoover Dam and stood them all on top of each other...
... you'd be arrested.
I believe Hoover was the only president to ever give a dam
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
The Priest who couldn't swear!
Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the 1st hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter, Hoover! under his breath.
On the 2nd hole, Father Murphy's ball went straight into a water hazard. Hoover! again, a little louder this time.
On the 3rd hole, a miracle occurred, and Father Murphy's drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole! Praise be to God!
He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in. Hoover!
By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold his curiosity any longer, and asked why the priest said, Hoover.
It's the biggest dam I know.
Did you hear about Hoover and Nixon's hidden relationship?
Dam, was THAT a watergate scandal!
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