Hoot Jokes
36 hoot jokes and hilarious hoot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hoot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hoot Short Jokes
Short hoot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hoot humour may include short hole jokes also.
- Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.
- What's an owl's favourite drink? Hoot beer!
Sorry, I made this joke up when I was 5 and just wanted to share :P - What do a bent gun barrel and a constipated owl have in common? One shoots but can't hit, and the other hoots but can't sh*t.
- I'm sorry if this is slightly off topic. I was wondering if someone could help me. I'm trying to remember a joke about an owl. All I remember is the punchline was a hoot.
- What is the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? The poor marksman can shoot all he wants, but he won't hit anything. The constipated owl can hoot all he wants...
- Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
- Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot? Do what I did... don't file your tax returns.
- Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other? They were Inca hoots
- Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're allegedly calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
- What's the different between a confident soldier and a warning helmsman? One shoots from the hip and the other hoots from the ship.
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Hoot One Liners
Which hoot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hoot? I can suggest the ones about hone and hunt.
- Ornithologists in peru have discovered that owls hunt there in pairs They're Inca hoots.
- Peruvian owls are always hunting in pairs... It's because they're Inca hoots!
- An owl told me a joke It was a hoot.
- A man and his pet owl go to the bar together They had a hoot.
- I'm like a dead owl... I just don't give a hoot anymore.
- Last night I dreamt I was an owl. It was a hoot.
- I've been working on my comedy routine and I think it's a real hoot... Owl see myself out
- Why shouldn't you trust fake owls? Because they tell you false-hoots
- Did you hear about the two owls who agreed to rob a bank together? They were in co-hoots.
- HOOT HOOT Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Whoo? Whoo! Hoo...hoooh hoo! - My friends think my pet owl is boring. I think he's a hoot!
- Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime? They were in ca*hoots*.
- Did you hear about the crows and the owls? They're in caw-hoots.
- What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot.
- What do you call an owl that loves to raise owlets? A hoot-nanny!
Playful Hoot Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about hoot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hoot pranks.
h**... is trying to stay afloat during this pandemic so they are starting door to door service thus a name change is in order.
They will now be known as k**...
If h**... had a delivery option
Would it be called k**...?
If h**... started a home delivery service...
would it be called k**...?
h**... should start a delivery service
called k**....
If h**... delivered their food...
...would that make them k**...?
If h**... did deliveries...
...would they be called k**...?
h**... waitress
During a long day of looking around a car show me and a couple of my friends stopped in at "h**...'s" for some Hot Wings and a few beers... After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators.
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees...
"I'm scared" said the little girl.
"You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
h**... is starting a home delivery service.
It's called k**....
h**... opening a store...
It's called saggies