Hoops Jokes
8 hoops jokes and hilarious hoops puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hoops that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your next summer barbecue even more fun with these hilarious hula hoop jokes! From NRA-inspired puns to announcer remarks, these basketball-inspired jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone's faces. Get ready for a hoopla of laughs!
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Silly Hoops Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What is a good hoops joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What type of earrings does a basketball wear?
Hoops
New Game
Here's a new game we can all play!
You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman
I call it
Croquette Crockett Croquet
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street
... when they happen across a basketball court full of twelve-year-old boys shooting hoops. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you want to go screw those kids?" And the rabbi replies with a shrug, "Out of what?!"
Tell me, what is it called when you're in your backyard n**... shooting hoop?
b**... in your court.
If you're a Flat Earth Society member, it must be hard to shoot hoops.
Frisbee's don't bounce very well.
So hoola hoops are a thing again...
I figured they'd swing in to style again eventually!
I was going to join the circus...
...but there were too many hoops to jump through.
It's nice to be such a popular guy that both women and men try to score with you, but believe me,
I went through many hoops before I got my feet on the ground.
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