Hoop Jokes

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Funniest Hoop Short Jokes

Short hoop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hoop humour may include short hops jokes also.

1. How do you know it's time to lose some weight? When you buy a new hula hoop... and it fits.
2. I rang my telecom provider. Before I got through , I had to say "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"
   They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises.
3. If you're a Flat Earth Society member, it must be hard to shoot hoops. Frisbee's don't bounce very well.
4. Why does the blond wear big hoop earrings on a date? So she has somewhere to put her feet.
5. I called SeaWorld to reserve tickets, but before I got through, I had to say, "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!" They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises...
6. What do a snowstorm in Florida, a hula hoop with a nail in it, and the USS Adams have in common? They're all navel destroyers.
7. It's nice to be such a popular guy that both women and men try to score with you, but believe me, I went through many hoops before I got my feet on the ground.
8. What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop? Afroturf
9. Just got a gig cleaning basketball hoops... Best rim job ever.
10. How do you kill a hippie? Tape a hula hoop to the bottom of a pool

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Hoop One Liners

Which hoop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hoop? I can suggest the ones about hokey and basketball.

1. What type of earrings does a basketball wear? Hoops
2. I donated my old basketball hoop to the school for the blind. It will be missed.
3. What is a naval destroyer? A hula hoop with a nail in it.
4. Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!
5. Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.
6. Yo momma is so skinny she uses a Cheerio as a hula hoop.
7. I found this written on a basketball hoop Things I hate
   1. Graffiti
   2. Lists
   3. Irony
8. So hoola hoops are a thing again... I figured they'd swing in to style again eventually!
9. Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop.
10. She was playing with a hula hoop today. I told her she gets better after every loop.
11. I was going to join the circus... ...but there were too many hoops to jump through.
12. What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside? A Navel Destroyer.
13. You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!
14. Yo mama so fat her belt size is hula-hoop.
15. What do you call a little person hula-hooping A midget spinner

Witty Hoop Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about hoop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hip hop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hoop pranks.