Hookup Jokes
25 hookup jokes and hilarious hookup puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hookup that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hookup Short Jokes
Short hookup jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hookup humour may include short hook up jokes also.
- I surprised my TindR hookup by using an E-Cigarette in the restaurant… She later accused me of Date Vape.
- So I saw one of those "Drink for Pink" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy.
- I want to start a paranormal hookup app. The tagline would be: for things that want to go bump in the night.
(Finally a place where ghosting would be totally acceptable.) - I created a new gig-economy app for laundry called Laundr. Unfortunately, the only thing anyone seems to use it for is washer-dryer hookups.
- I feel like I only meet people now using hookup apps the last time I met a guy in real life
I was out drinking
He told me he was a cop
I found that out when he pulled me over - Since it's so cold, my Ex has been trying to hookup with me again. Just as predicted it's a polar whoretxt.
- A guy and a girl are lying in bed after a hookup. "Listen," the guy says, "do you have that certificate that says you don't have stds?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Well you can throw that away" - When buying a race car bed... Always upgrade the tail pipe to a Fleshlight so when you hookup your hose, you only die a little.
- My last hookup was like Amazon Prime. I was drunk, they were an impulse, and they came before I could change my mind.
- After their post case hookup; why did the lawyer never call his client back? It was more of a hit it and acquit it situation
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Hookup One Liners
Which hookup one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hookup? I can suggest the ones about hooking up and hooked.
- What do penguins do when they want to hookup? Net fish and chill
- I fell in love with a pirate once But in the end it just turned out to be a hook-up.
- Writing "no hookups" on Tinder is like going to PornHub for the ads.
- What does an emotionally detached mechanic do with a bar hook-up? Nuts and bolts.
- What comes from unprotected casual hook-ups? Netflix & chilldren
- Farmers Only is the dating website for farmers. What's the hook-up site? Timber
- I like my hookups like I like my burgers In and out animal style with extra cheese
- Why is Grindr the official hookup platform of Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble gobble.
- Why Couldn't The Bourdon Tubes Hookup? They were already engaged.
- What do you call a hookup between two guys who s**... each other off? A f**...-nship
Comedy Hookup Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about hookup you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean connect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hookup pranks.
A black guy and a white girl hookup at a club...
And after a while of dancing and drinks both were getting eager to get under the sheets. They drive back to the girls place and just as the guy was taking out his package, the girl asked "is it true about what they say about black guys?" And he whispered in her ear "you bet it is", he then continued to stab her 5 times and steal her purse.
Little known fact #38: One of the first online "hook-up" apps started out using Sean Connery to do their voice overs. They soon noticed they were only getting hits from roofers.
Apparently they were interested in the dozens of hot shingles in their area.
I once meet a g**... a hook-up app. She was really into daddy daughter roleplay.
We did it, then I never spoke to her again. Since her dad left her, I thought I'd just commit to the role.
