Hooking Up Jokes

10 hooking up jokes and hilarious hooking up puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hooking up that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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With the Zika virus and how much hooking up happens in the Olympic Village..

The Special Olympics are gonna be awesome in 12 to 14 years.

What's the worst part about hooking up with an italian girl.

She's never impressed with your meat/b**....

Playing a childhood video game to relive old memories is like hooking up with your EX...

Seems fun at first, but then you remember why you stopped in the first place.

What's it called when you're hooking up with a girl and you know she's not going to call you back after?


Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction Junction. They specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up?

They got marmalaid.

I've been making bad decisions lately and hooking up with tons of ugly people.

I know it's not healthy, but my life is a joke and comedy comes in threes.

TIFU by hooking up with my "female" substitute teacher.

Whoops, wrong sub.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?


So a lady saw an army general..

So a lady saw an army general, looking quite charismatic. She instantly felt like hooking up with him. So she kissed him held his hands and took him to a room. On the way she asked him, "so tell me general when was the last time you made love to a woman?"
The general, still savoring the taste of the fine whiskey he had, replied, "around 1950". The lady giggled and said, "well I hope you are ready for an amazing night". The general replied with a smirk on his face, "sure, why not? It is only 2230"

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