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With the Zika virus and how much hooking up happens in the Olympic Village.. The Special Olympics are gonna be awesome in 12 to 14 years.
I went to a party dressed as an egg and I hooked up with a guy dressed as a chicken.
I guess we have an answer to that age old question.
It was the chicken.
Pros of my high school years: I graduated top of my class, was voted prom king, and hooked up with the hottest girl in my grade. Cons of my high school years: my twin sister and I were homeschooled.
My friend had a German plumber hook up his new shower.... I guess old habits die hard because he hooked up the gas line instead.
An Irish guy in front of me said, "Whale-oil beef-hooked" I don't know what any of that has to do with forgetting your passport..
What do you trust more than the government? The ads on Pornhub telling me girls within 3 miles of my location want to hook up.
So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny I guess it's aimed at a younger audience.
Do you guys want to hear about my Friday night? I had quite an experience at home by myself. At one point I even picked my coat up from the floor. It was off the hook.
Star Wars Joke... If Finn hooks up with Rey...
He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something
After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde.
He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Which hooke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hooke? I can suggest the ones about smell and nose.

I can make you speak Irish Say "Whale oil beef hooked" quickly
I was hooked on auctions after only going once ... ...going twice…
Where did Captain Hook get his hook ? The second-hand store.
Why is pirating so addictive? Once you lose your first hand, you get hooked.
What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor? Dead Pan.
Why do pirates like to watch boxing? Because they can all appreciate a strong right hook.
Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water? She was taking god's name in vein.
Why did the duck need to sell himself? He got hooked on the quack.
(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side
What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor.
How to curse like an Irishman "Whale oil beef hooked!"
Why are fish always on drugs? They just keep getting hooked.
What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook.
Piracy is killing the music industry I mean, have you tried playing guitar with a hook?
Have you heard that new pirate song? It has a great hook.

Hooke joke, Have you heard that new pirate song?

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What funny jokes about hooke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dwarf jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hooke pranks.