Hooves Jokes
10 hooves jokes and hilarious hooves puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hooves that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What does a s**... horse wear on its hooves?
Whoreshoes.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they.... lactose.....
Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
Because they lactose
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lac tose
Do you know why cows have hooves?
Because they lactose...
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra.
As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see how the stallion had made out and was chagrined to see him leaning up against a tree. His mane was disheveled, his body covered in welts from angry hooves, and he had two giant black eyes. Astounded, the keeper asked what had happened.
The stallion said, "I spent the whole night trying to take off her pajamas."
Camel Joke
A young camel asks his mother
Why do I have a big h**... on my back
The mother replies
You use it to store water when your in the desert
That's cool says the young camel And why do I have these big hooves
The mother answers Your hooves stop you from sinking in the quicksand when your in the desert
That's brilliant says the young camel Why do I have such long eyelashes
They stop sand from going into your eyes while wandering the desert his mother explains
The young camel pauses for a moment
Well, why am I in the zoo
So the lone ranger and Tonto are being chased by the bad guys...
To see if they're being closed in on Tonto puts his ear to the ground to listen for the sound of horse hooves.
"Kimosabe, no soldiers chasing us, buffalo come."
"How do you know that?"
"Ear sticky."
Dog paws smell like Fritos. What to horse hooves smell like?
A broken nose.
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