The Best 9 Hoodie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hoodie jokes. There are some hoodie attire jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hoodie sweatshirt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hoodie Jokes and Puns

It was getting cold out so my husband asked me for his hooded sweatshirt with the least amount of holes in it.

I brought it down to him saying, "here ya go. The evilest sweatshirt you have." He stared at me blankly. I said, "It's the least holey (holy) hoodie you own. So it has to be the most evil, right?"











**This is a real situation that just happened. He's an ironworker, so all of his work clothes have holes in them. He just facepalmed so hard when I made that joke I had to share. Sorry.

What do you call a reptile wearing a hoodie and holding a knife?

An alleygator.

My neighborhood is getting dangerous...

I was walking home the other night from the store with my hoodie on and the woman in front of me sped up, so I sped up. Then she started running so I started running to. I felt bad I passed her and left her behind. I never did see what we were running from.

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

Mark Zuckerberg refuses formal appearance before Parliament

Couldn't find a tux with a hoodie


Everyone keeps telling me to "move on"

But it's negative 10 degrees outside
and she stole my hoodie

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

What was the cop's favorite shirt?

A pullover hoodie.

I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours

I couldn't snap out of it...Then I realized I'd just put my hoodie on backwards.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hoodie eyepatches jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hoodie fedora piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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