Hoodie Jokes
8 hoodie jokes and hilarious hoodie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hoodie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious hoodie jokes! Perfect for when you're in your favorite black hoodie and bulletproof outfit, we've got the vest for you when it comes to funny hoodie jokes. Read on to get your fill!
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It was getting cold out so my husband asked me for his hooded sweatshirt with the least amount of holes in it.
I brought it down to him saying, "here ya go. The evilest sweatshirt you have." He stared at me blankly. I said, "It's the least holey (holy) hoodie you own. So it has to be the most evil, right?"
**This is a real situation that just happened. He's an ironworker, so all of his work clothes have holes in them. He just facepalmed so hard when I made that joke I had to share. Sorry.
What do you call a reptile wearing a hoodie and holding a knife?
An alleygator.
My neighborhood is getting dangerous...
I was walking home the other night from the store with my hoodie on and the woman in front of me sped up, so I sped up. Then she started running so I started running to. I felt bad I passed her and left her behind. I never did see what we were running from.
Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?
A Hoodie.
Mark Zuckerberg refuses formal appearance before Parliament
Couldn't find a tux with a hoodie
What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?
Treyvon Martian
Everyone keeps telling me to "move on"
But it's negative 10 degrees outside
and she stole my hoodie
What was the cop's favorite shirt?
A pullover hoodie.
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