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Hoodie Jokes

8 hoodie jokes and hilarious hoodie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hoodie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with these hilarious hoodie jokes! Perfect for when you're in your favorite black hoodie and bulletproof outfit, we've got the vest for you when it comes to funny hoodie jokes. Read on to get your fill!

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Cheerful Fun Hoodie Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What is a good hoodie joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

It was getting cold out so my husband asked me for his hooded sweatshirt with the least amount of holes in it.

I brought it down to him saying, "here ya go. The evilest sweatshirt you have." He stared at me blankly. I said, "It's the least holey (holy) hoodie you own. So it has to be the most evil, right?"
**This is a real situation that just happened. He's an ironworker, so all of his work clothes have holes in them. He just facepalmed so hard when I made that joke I had to share. Sorry.

What do you call a reptile wearing a hoodie and holding a knife?

An alleygator.

My neighborhood is getting dangerous...

I was walking home the other night from the store with my hoodie on and the woman in front of me sped up, so I sped up. Then she started running so I started running to. I felt bad I passed her and left her behind. I never did see what we were running from.

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

Mark Zuckerberg refuses formal appearance before Parliament

Couldn't find a tux with a hoodie

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

Everyone keeps telling me to "move on"

But it's negative 10 degrees outside
and she stole my hoodie

What was the cop's favorite shirt?

A pullover hoodie.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about hoodie can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of hoodie puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these hoodie jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.