Honk Jokes
45 honk jokes and hilarious honk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about honk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Honk Short Jokes
Short honk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The honk humour may include short oink jokes also.
- If light travels faster than the speed of sound... how come I can hear the guy in the bmw behind me honk before the light turns green?
- I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "honk if I'm pretty" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
- What's the smallest unit of time in the known universe? The interval between the traffic light changing to green and the taxi driver behind you honking his horn.
- There's a new way to measure time faster than the speed of light It's the time from a red stop light turns green and the BMW behind you honks his horn.
- Today I helped a little old lady with a walker across a busy street And some of the other car drivers were so inspired they joined me in honking at her.
- Daddy, what are all those cars' horns honking for? It's for a wedding son.
I thought the horn was supposed to be only used as a warning.
Exactly son. - What do Canadian geese, and Canadian truckers have in common? They block the roads and honk
- Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
- I just failed driving exam The instructor said I failed at signals. I don't get it. I keep giving middle finger to the drivers honking at me.
- I got honked at while trying to parallel park today. Yeah, like the goose could do it any better.
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Honk One Liners
Which honk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with honk? I can suggest the ones about car horn and cow horn.
- When a donkey is angry in traffic, what does he do? He honks
- I hate it when people honk at me while driving Like I'm literally doing nothing.
- What do you call a city filled with protesting geese? Honk Kong
- A goose's beak is composed of hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and potassium. HONK
- What is the name of the city ruled by clowns? Honk-honk
- what is the goose's favorite city? honk kong
- If the French always say "hon hon" then what do Canadian French speakers say? "Honk honk"
- What would you call a gong that honks every time you hit? Honk Gong
- How do you know a Goose is Canadian? He goes
Honk, eh! - Honk... If you love peace and quiet.
- I don't like to stand next to a bus when it honks It's practically a deaf sentence.
- Keep honking. I'm reloading.
- Remember that time I went to the duck pond? The duck went *honk*
- Honk if you love Jesus.. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
- Honk if you hate noise pollution
Happy Honk Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about honk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make honk pranks.
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I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm s**...".
Some days I just stay at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster.
s**... geese.
No one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drives by blasting Another One Bites The Dust
The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.
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A note to the guy behind me driving to work this morning.
Dear guy behind me driving to work this morning,
Don't get mad at me for driving the speed limit. It's there to keep people safe!
And don't get mad at me for not getting out of your way. You don't own the road!
And don't ever flash your lights and honk your horn at others to make them move...geez. Such a rude ambulance driver!
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Why do rich guys always honk their horns?
So blind people can know they're d**... too.
What is a NYC nanosecond?
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
What do a bull and a brass band have in common?
You are in for some pain if you try to honk their horns without permission.
I'm going to make a bumper sticker and put Honk if you think I'm pretty
And then I'm going to start stopping at green lights so I can feel good about myself.
What's the similarity between a road and a girl?
You can't resist to honk when you finally get on them.
My vehicle failed the annual inspection because the horn is too loud.
I've got too much jonk in my honk.
My friend asked me if I'd notice how people always honk when they get in an accident.
I told him I'd be honking too if my face was on the horn.
Most US car horns honk in the key of F
However, Chris Brown's horn honks in the key of "Beat It"
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HonkeyTonk
What is the definition of HonkeyTonk?
The that comes from hitting w**... upside the head!
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Wanna hear a pickup line?
***HONK HONK HOOOOOONK HONK HOOOONNK***
