Honk Jokes
45 honk jokes and hilarious honk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about honk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Honk Short Jokes
Short honk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The honk humour may include short oink jokes also.
- If light travels faster than the speed of sound... how come I can hear the guy in the bmw behind me honk before the light turns green?
- I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "honk if I'm pretty" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
- If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?
- What's the smallest unit of time in the known universe? The interval between the traffic light changing to green and the taxi driver behind you honking his horn.
- According to physics, light travels faster sound... ... If that's really the case though, why can I hear the car behind me honk before I see the traffic lights change?
- If it is true that light travels faster than sound Then why do we always first hear the BMW driver behind us honk before seeing the light turn green?
- There's a new way to measure time faster than the speed of light It's the time from a red stop light turns green and the BMW behind you honks his horn.
- Since light supposedly travels faster than the speed of sound..... Why can I hear the BMW driver behind me honk before the light turns green?
- Today I helped a little old lady with a walker across a busy street And some of the other car drivers were so inspired they joined me in honking at her.
- If light travels faster than the speed of sound… Why do I hear the car behind me honking before the light turns green?
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Honk One Liners
Which honk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with honk? I can suggest the ones about car horn and cow horn.
- When a donkey is angry in traffic, what does he do? He honks
- I hate it when people honk at me while driving Like I'm literally doing nothing.
- What do you call a city filled with protesting geese? Honk Kong
- Honk if you hate noise pollution
- A goose's beak is composed of hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and potassium. HONK
- What is the name of the city ruled by clowns? Honk-honk
- what is the goose's favorite city? honk kong
- If the French always say "hon hon" then what do Canadian French speakers say? "Honk honk"
- What would you call a gong that honks every time you hit? Honk Gong
- How do you know a Goose is Canadian? He goes
Honk, eh! - Honk... If you love peace and quiet.
- I don't like to stand next to a bus when it honks It's practically a deaf sentence.
- Keep honking. I'm reloading.
- Remember that time I went to the duck pond? The duck went *honk*
- Honk if you love Jesus.. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
Happy Honk Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about honk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make honk pranks.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm s**...".
Some days I just stay at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
I have a bumper sticker that says...
"Honk if you think I'm s**...."
Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself.
I put a Honk if you think I'm s**... bumper sticker on my car.
My self confidence is skyrocketing!
A *TON* of people think I'm s**... at this green light right now....
Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster.
s**... geese.
No one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drives by blasting Another One Bites The Dust
The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.
I have a bumper sticker that reads honk if you think I'm s**...
I usually just stop at green lights to get some confidence boosters
I have a bumper stick on my car that says Honk it you think I'm s**...
Then I wait at a green light to make me feel good about myself.
A note to the guy behind me driving to work this morning.
Dear guy behind me driving to work this morning,
Don't get mad at me for driving the speed limit. It's there to keep people safe!
And don't get mad at me for not getting out of your way. You don't own the road!
And don't ever flash your lights and honk your horn at others to make them move...geez. Such a rude ambulance driver!
What do Canadian geese, and Canadian truckers have in common?
They block the roads and honk
What do a clown and someone who snores have in common?
Honk Shoe.... Honk Shoe..... Honk Shoe....
Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!"
That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
Why do rich guys always honk their horns?
So blind people can know they're d**... too.
I got honked at while trying to parallel park today.
Yeah, like the goose could do it any better.
What is a NYC nanosecond?
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
I put a bumper sticker on my car that says, "Honk if you think I'm s**..."
Now I'm spending hours a day standing at green lights
