Hong Kong Jokes
31 hong kong jokes and hilarious hong kong puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hong kong that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hong Kong Short Jokes
Short hong kong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hong kong humour may include short china man jokes also.
- I decided to invest on Bitcoins, a Russian airline and a Hong Kong bus company But all of them crashed!
- What happens in Hong Kong stays in Hong Kong. But what happens in China travels all around the world.
- A small traffic accident occurs at a busy intersection in Hong Kong. l guess two Wongs don't make a right
- A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make? Buzz
- I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?
- Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.*
yuk yuk yuk - "Creating false instruments" is apparently a crime in Hong Kong. Would those instruments be lyres?
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Hong Kong One Liners
Which hong kong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hong kong? I can suggest the ones about china and hamburg.
- What does the "F" in Hong Kong stand for ? Freedom
- What is the religion of people in hong kong? Protestant.
- What sound does a Chinese goose make? Hong Kong!
- They've got internet for vehicles in Hong Kong too... They call it Wong Kar-Wai fi.
- Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!
- Free Hong Kong Tee Shirts are okay I guess... I doubt that I'd ever *buy* one though
- FREE HONG KONG *with purchase of a Hong Kong of equal or lesser value.
- King Kong... King Kong
Went to
Hong Kong
To lkay
With his
Ding d**...
Fun-Filled Hong Kong Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about hong kong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kung fu jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hong kong pranks.
So I was making a joke about the current situation in Hong Kong.
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘢.
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my grandpa tells us about his good old days in Hong Kong
He said, "when I was your age, I can go into the groceries with 10 dollars, and come out with 2 loaves of bread, 2 dozen of eggs, 2 kilos of potatoes, maybe a few cans of soda, plus handful of candies and probably some beef jerky."
We were like, "o**...!!! That's a lot!! 10 dollars now can only get us 2 soda!! The inflation is insane!!"
And then he was like,
"Nah!! Just there are far more CCTV these days!"
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If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong
Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white.
A rubbish collector knocks on the door of a house that didn't leave their bin outside and an Asian man answers the door
>"Excuse me mate, where's ya bin?"
>"I bin Hong Kong!"
>"No where's ya wheelie bin?"
>"I wheelie bin Hong Kong!"
Sorry it's an old joke I heard as a kid!
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Apparantly part of a Hong Kong politician's ear was bit off.
I'm glad Mike Tyson is giving his all to these protests
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The sales chief, the HR chief, and the boss are on their way to lunch around the corner.
They detour through an alley and stumble on a beat up but valuable looking brass container.
The sales chief picks it up and starts cleaning it with his handkerchief.
Suddenly, a genie emerges out of a curtain of purple smoke.
The genie is grateful to be set free and offers them each a wish.
The HR chief is wide-eyed and ecstatic.
She says, "I want to be living on a beautiful beach in Jamaica with a sailboat and enough money to make me happy for the rest of my life."
p**...! She disappears.
The sales chief says, "Wow! I want to be happily married to a wealthy supermodel with penthouses in New York, Paris, and Hong Kong."
Presto, he vanishes.
"And how about you?" asks the Genie, looking at the boss.
The boss scowls and says, "I want both those idiots back in the office by 2 PM."
Moral: Always let your boss speak first.
Where ya bin?
trashman knocks on the back door of an Asian restaurant.
The proprietor comes out
Trash man says: 'where's ya bin'
Asian proprietor says: 'I bin to Hong Kong'
Trash man says: 'no... where's ya wheelie bin?'
Asian proprietor: 'I wheely bin to hong kong'
Trash man: 'ok... so how about: where's ya dust bin'
Proprietor: 'I dust bin inside doing some paperwork'
The trash man, defeated, left without the trash.
Disclaimer: it's such an old joke but it's always been one of my favourites.
Family xmas problem solved
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."