Hong Jokes
29 hong jokes and hilarious hong puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hong that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hong Short Jokes
Short hong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hong humour may include short hong kong jokes also.
- I decided to invest on Bitcoins, a Russian airline and a Hong Kong bus company But all of them crashed!
- What happens in Hong Kong stays in Hong Kong. But what happens in China travels all around the world.
- A small traffic accident occurs at a busy intersection in Hong Kong. l guess two Wongs don't make a right
- A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make? Buzz
- Why do people of mixed Chinese-French ancestry say when they laugh? ~~*hon hon hon*~~
*hong hong hong* - I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?
- Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.*
yuk yuk yuk - "Creating false instruments" is apparently a crime in Hong Kong. Would those instruments be lyres?
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Hong One Liners
Which hong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hong? I can suggest the ones about sixty and .
- What does the "F" in Hong Kong stand for ? Freedom
- What is the religion of people in hong kong? Protestant.
- What sound does a Chinese goose make? Hong Kong!
- They've got internet for vehicles in Hong Kong too... They call it Wong Kar-Wai fi.
- Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!
- Free Hong Kong Tee Shirts are okay I guess... I doubt that I'd ever *buy* one though
- FREE HONG KONG *with purchase of a Hong Kong of equal or lesser value.
- King Kong... King Kong
Went to
Hong Kong
To lkay
With his
Ding d**...
Silly Hong Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about hong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hong pranks.
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So this Hong Protester and a Chinese Official find each other on a Reddit sub...
***\[redacted\]***
So I was making a joke about the current situation in Hong Kong.
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘢.
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my grandpa tells us about his good old days in Hong Kong
He said, "when I was your age, I can go into the groceries with 10 dollars, and come out with 2 loaves of bread, 2 dozen of eggs, 2 kilos of potatoes, maybe a few cans of soda, plus handful of candies and probably some beef jerky."
We were like, "o**...!!! That's a lot!! 10 dollars now can only get us 2 soda!! The inflation is insane!!"
And then he was like,
"Nah!! Just there are far more CCTV these days!"
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If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong
Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white.
A rubbish collector knocks on the door of a house that didn't leave their bin outside and an Asian man answers the door
>"Excuse me mate, where's ya bin?"
>"I bin Hong Kong!"
>"No where's ya wheelie bin?"
>"I wheelie bin Hong Kong!"
Sorry it's an old joke I heard as a kid!
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Apparantly part of a Hong Kong politician's ear was bit off.
I'm glad Mike Tyson is giving his all to these protests
What does the Hongkong police do at night?
They go clubbing.
