Honeydew Jokes
23 honeydew jokes and hilarious honeydew puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about honeydew that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for laughs? Check out our collection of hilarious honeydew jokes! With jokes about watermelon, plums, and pears, you won't be able to stop smiling. Don't miss out on a chance for a good giggle!
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Funniest Honeydew Short Jokes
Short honeydew jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The honeydew humour may include short watermelon jokes also.
- What did the watermelon say to the honeydew melon? We're not right for each other, we can't elope (Cantaloupe)
- What did the watermelon say when the honeydew asked it to run away to Vegas and get married? Sorry I cantaloupe
I made this up eating a green watermelon - Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways.
- What did the melon say to his wife when he lost his keys? Honeydew you know where my keys are?
- What did the watermelon say to the honeydew when he proposed to her "Well we cantaloupe. My mother will never forgive us"
- What did the lady melon say when her boyfriend proposed to her? Honeydew! But we Cantaloupe!
- Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas? They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
- I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory. Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?
- What member of the melon family is an underachiever? Which one makes a great spouse? Cantaloupe and Honeydew
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Honeydew One Liners
Which honeydew one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with honeydew? I can suggest the ones about honey bee and bee and honey.
- Marriage is like fruit Honeydew this, Honeydew that...
- Honeydew you love me? If not, we cantaloupe
- A cantaloupe and a honeydew got married and had a baby girl. They named her Melanie.
- What's a wife's favorite fruit? Honeydew
- Why did the melon never relax at home? Because of his wife's big honeydew list.
- What do you call a lethargic honeydew? Honey-don't
- Why was the baby Honeydew sad? Because it was Meloncholic
Rib-Tickling Honeydew Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about honeydew you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean honeybee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make honeydew pranks.
