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Delightful Fun Honey Boo Boo Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

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If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk?

Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one

Where does Honey Boo Boo live?

Obe City.

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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What did Honey Boo Boo's father say after he didn't pull out?

Uh oh... I think I made a boo boo.

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Topical Jokes for 10/26

(for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host)
In Dallas, a man was arrested after he attacked a man in a pink shirt, while shouting homophobic slurs. Because what could be less gay than freaking out over another man's outfit?
In California, a man robbed a convenience store, only to return later to apologize and give back the money. The cashier accepted the man's apology, then shot him eleven times.
Scientists in Switzerland used a spectrometer to determine that the Rosetta comet smells terrible. And these scientists know about bad smells, because they spend all day sniffing Uranus.
The reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was cancelled after it was learned that Mama June was dating a convicted r**.... Previously, she'd exhibited better judgment, by only dating rapists who had never been convicted.

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