The Best 55 Honey Bee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Honey Bee jokes. There are some honey bee honeycomb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Honey Bee Jokes and Puns

Q: What do bees comb their hair with?
A: A honey comb!

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.

He chews bees...

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Honey Bee joke

Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?


Daddy, what's sex?

A man was in his backyard when his 8 year old daughter comes out and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

The man things for a minute and tell himself if she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to know, so he goes on and tells his daughter all about the birds and the bees.

Once he was done, his daughter was sitting there, wide eyed, while his wife yells from inside, "Honey, did you tell dad dinner will be ready in a couple of secs yet?"

How do bees keep their hair looking nice?


Honey Bee joke, How do bees keep their hair looking nice?

What type of bee makes milk instead of honey?


A boy and his father are playing catch

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast (no honey or butter.)

Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or
should I"?

A queen bee is hungry. She calls to a worker bee for some food. The response?

"I'm coming, honey!"

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive.

~Thank my ten year old for that one.

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If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk?

Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

A teacher asks her student

Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?

Student: Honey

Teacher: What does a cow gives us?

Student: Milk

Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us?

Student: Homework

If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs.

Bees Better Have My Honey

What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee?

A cereal killer!

Honey Bee joke, What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee?

Queen Bee

The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males per day.

Just like your mom.

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

"You know you want it, Honey"

Why does honey exist?

Bee cause.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What does a bee say when it returns to it's hive?

Honey, I'm home!

I was stung by a bee yesterday...

$40 for a jar of honey.

Bees don't like sharing their honey

They're so stingy!

What did the Cheerios bees girlfriend say when he was taking too long during a handjob?

Honey nut

Bee Marry

Why did the bee marry?

He's finally found his honey.

You catch flys with sugar, you catch bees with honey, but what do you catch WASP'S with?


At the Bee Prom...

A young bee nervously flies around hoping to grab a dance with the queen bee. Finally he musters up the courage and talks to her. She looks at him and says "I'll dance with you if you get me some fruit punch"
Excited, the bee zooms to get the punch. He sees the line for nachos, the ice cream machine, the honey line, but after hours of searching he realizes...
There is no punch line

I'm trying to decide whether to start a honey farm.

To bee, or not to bee. That is the question.

What kind of bees produce milk instead of honey?


What kind of bees make milk, not honey?

Boo-bies (.)(.)

What do bees make love too?

Their Honey

A concerned wife goes to her husband...

"Honey, I know we said we would wait to give our little girl the birds and the bees talk, but I think it's about time."

He inquiries as to why she thinks this. Their daughter, while almost a teen, is still rather young.

"Well, I caught her masturbating."

"~~Prosperous~~ Preposterous!! She's barely old enough to start her period let alone do that"

"That's the other thing, honey, I caught her red handed..."

A doctor is talk g with a little girl

The doctor says,
"You're like a honey bee!"
The little girl says,
"Why? Because I'm so sweet?"
The doctor replies,
" No, because you're dying at an alarming rate."

Why couldn't the bee brush its hair?

Because it had honey in it's comb.

What do you call the secondary story in a movie about honey?

The bee-plot

When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings

You know she's a keeper.

Could someone help me out? I live in Canada and I need to travel to my honey farm tomorrow, but I don't have a car.

I don't need anything special, just something to get me from eh to bee.

my girlfriend says she can lick the honey from a beehive so gently that the bees won't even know she's there

she's a keeper

Why did the honey bee swear so much?

Just bee cuss.

You know the worst part about being allergic to bees and loving honey?

Breaking into hives

What kind of bee...

What kind of bee bumbles?

A bumblebee.

What kind of bee makes honey?

A honeybee.

What kind of bee makes milk?

A boobee.

My 6 yr old nephew asked me... what did the bee say to his wife?

Oh honey!!!

Some Chuck Norris jokes here.

Chuck Norris does not eat honey.
- He chews on bees.

Chuck Norris cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.

What do bees make joke

Logan: Patton and I don't have pet names for each other !

Virgil: Uh huh...

Virgil: So do you know what bees make ?

Logan: Honey ?

Patton from the other room: Yes babe ?

Virgil: Don't lie to my face again !

What do you call a yellow doctor that gives you a free injection?

A honey bee.

People have often said that bees making honey sounds cool...

...but honestly, I never understood what all the buzz was about.

If my current career doesn't work out I'm going try my hand as a honey farmer.

It's my plan bee.

What do you call a British Bee Smashing and Dashing?

A Honey Nut, Cheerio.

what do you get when you cross a bee and a frog?

green honey

Did you hear about the time the electronics company started offering free chamomile made with honey to gay people, and there was a long line for it?

They called it the LG bee tea queue.

What kind of bee gives milk instead of honey?


What do you call the secret organization of tight-lipped Soviet honey makers?

The Cagey Bees

A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...

It was a cross pollination.

What type of bee's make milk not honey?


My 5 year olds favourite joke

How do they make honey in the Middle East?

From a shawarma bees

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