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My boyfriend and I both drive Hondas.
He's got one of those boxy ones, and mine is a mid-size sedan. And neither of us has our own place, so we mostly end up just having s**... inside the car. His is a little bigger, so we usually use his.
Recently, however, he's been wanting to experiment a little bit, and he's saying we should try some things out while having s**... on top of his car, instead of inside it.
But if I'm gonna have s**... with my boyfriend in a way that's out of his Element, it will have to be on my own Accord.
How do you tie two Hondas together?
...with Accord
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New study shows Asians are more likely to get cataracts...
and wrincolns, and Hondas
What does E. Honda have in common with all other Hondas?
They rely on cheap mechanics
Cataract Surgery
An Asian man walks into the eye doctor for a check up, the doctor asks, "Do you have Cataracts?"
The Asian man replies, "No, me have Hondas."
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