Honda Jokes

• Short Honda Jokes
• Honda One Liners
• Honda Accord Jokes
• Honda Civic Jokes
• Honda Stand For Jokes
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Funniest Honda Short Jokes

Short honda jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The honda humour may include short honda accord jokes also.

1. Jesus drove a Honda, but never spoke of it. "For I speak not of my own Accord" - John 12:49
2. What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait.. He drove a Honda.
   But he didn't like talking about it.
   John 12:49 :
   > For I did not speak of my own Accord.
3. Honda is coming out with the 1st electric vehicle with wireless charging It's called the Honda Accordless
4. Jesus drove a Honda, but nobody knew about it. For I did not speak of my own accord. - John 12:49
5. What's the difference between a honda and a porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda
6. What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a saturn Ion? An Accordion.
   ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
7. Did you hear about that guy who was crushed by his Honda? Police say he died of his own Accord.
8. Did you know Jesus drove a Honda but just didn't talk about it? John 12:49: * For I did not speak of my own accord. *
9. I am thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs. It'll be my Civic duty.
10. Two men park next to each other in a parking lot. Each man eyes the others' car and nods.
    "Honda, eh? Good make." says the first man.
    "Agreed," said the other. "We seem to have an Accord."

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Honda One Liners

Which honda one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with honda? I can suggest the ones about civic and ford.

1. Did you hear the CEO of Honda wont be back next year? He's leaving of his own accord.
   
2. How do you tie two Hondas together? ...with Accord
3. Honda has the least pushy dealerships You can always leave with your own Accord
4. What do you get when you mix Nintendo and Japanese cars? Super Honda Odyssey
   I'm sorry
5. I had to sell my Honda Guess I am out of my element now
6. My Honda Accord was rear-ended by a truck. Now it's a Honda Accordion.
7. Why was honda crying Because he saw hyundai
8. The Bible says you can fit 12 men in a Honda. All the disciples were in one Accord.
9. What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive? A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
10. Should you get a Nissan or a Honda? Altima-tely I'll leave it to your own Accord
11. A heart was caught stealing a Honda I guess you could say he was under cardiac arrest
12. What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody.
13. New study shows Asians are more likely to get cataracts... and wrincolns, and Hondas
14. My mayor claims he's a Honda dealer... He calls his dealership the Civic Centre
15. If you spell race car backwards... You get what Honda owners wish they had.

Honda Accord Jokes

Here is a list of funny honda accord jokes and even better honda accord puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know that Jesus had a Honda, but never talked about it? For I did not speak of my own accord
  -John 12:49a
• My lucky day! I didn't have enough money for the Honda, but the dealership took pity on me and gave me an old Fiesta. I couldn't afford an Accord, but I was accorded a Ford.
• In the bible, Jesus says "for I do not speak of my own accord." I guess he drove a honda but just didn't like to talk about it I always thought he drove a christler
• A dad drives his Honda to the casino The Valet says, Good evening Sir, we'll take it from here.
  To which the man replies, No thanks, I'll do it on my own Accord.
• If Jesus drove a car, what kind would it be? A CHRYSLER! He also had a Honda, but never told anybody for he does not speak of his own Accord.
• What type of car did the apostles drive? A Honda, because they were all in one Accord.
• When do Honda owners not argue about anything? When they're in Accords.
• According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord.
• How do French people feel about the Honda Accord? They say it's ok.
• Did you hear about the Honda employee who was found not guilty? It was the judge's Civic duty to let him leave on his own Accord

Honda Civic Jokes

Here is a list of funny honda civic jokes and even better honda civic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I use to own a Pontiac Trans Am, then I got a Honda Civic, and now I have a toyota Prius That is my Auto-biography.
• I imported a Honda directly from Japan and was forced to pay a large tariff... ...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty.
• What is the car that can behave? Honda Civic
• What's the difference between my Honda Civic and OP's mum? The car can only fit three in the back
• My girlfriend tried to make me have s**... on the hood of her Honda Civic I refused. If I'm going to have s**..., its going to be on my own Accord
• My girlfriend tried to get me to have s**... with her on the hood of her Honda Civic... I told her if I was gonna have s**..., it would have to be on my own Accord
• My girlfriend tried to make me have s**... on the hood of her Honda Civic… But I refused.
  If I'm going to have s**..., it's going to be on my own Accord.
• My girlfriend keeps pressuring me... My girlfriend keeps pressuring me to have s**... on the hood of her Honda Civic.
  I told her, "No thanks, we'll do it on my own Accord."
• My boyfriend wanted us to have s**... on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I'm ever going to have s**..., it's going to be on my own Accord.

Honda Stand For Jokes

Here is a list of funny honda stand for jokes and even better honda stand for puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does HONDA stand for? Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Comedy Honda Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about honda you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make honda pranks.