Honda Accord Jokes

Funniest Honda Accord Short Jokes

Short honda accord jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The honda accord humour may include short honda civic jokes also.

1. Jesus drove a Honda, but never spoke of it. "For I speak not of my own Accord" - John 12:49
2. What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a saturn Ion? An Accordion.
   ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
3. Did you hear about that guy who was crushed by his Honda? Police say he died of his own Accord.
4. Two men park next to each other in a parking lot. Each man eyes the others' car and nods.
   "Honda, eh? Good make." says the first man.
   "Agreed," said the other. "We seem to have an Accord."
5. My lucky day! I didn't have enough money for the Honda, but the dealership took pity on me and gave me an old Fiesta. I couldn't afford an Accord, but I was accorded a Ford.
6. A dad drives his Honda to the casino The Valet says, Good evening Sir, we'll take it from here.
   To which the man replies, No thanks, I'll do it on my own Accord.
7. According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord.
8. Did you hear about the Honda employee who was found not guilty? It was the judge's Civic duty to let him leave on his own Accord
9. Why doesn't anyone ever talk about the Honda Jesus used to own? Because he didn't speak of his own accord.

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Honda Accord One Liners

Which honda accord one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with honda accord? I can suggest the ones about accord and ford car.

1. Did you hear the CEO of Honda wont be back next year? He's leaving of his own accord.
   
2. How do you tie two Hondas together? ...with Accord
3. Honda has the least pushy dealerships You can always leave with your own Accord
4. My Honda Accord was rear-ended by a truck. Now it's a Honda Accordion.
5. The Bible says you can fit 12 men in a Honda. All the disciples were in one Accord.
6. Should you get a Nissan or a Honda? Altima-tely I'll leave it to your own Accord
7. When do Honda owners not argue about anything? When they're in Accords.
8. How do French people feel about the Honda Accord? They say it's ok.
9. What the pirate said when he left the Honda dealer... We have an Accord.
10. Do you suppose there was much disagreement over what to call the Honda Accord?

Great Honda Accord Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

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