Heartwarming Hon Jokes that Make You Laugh
Husband: Grab some updog on your way home hon..
Wife: for the last time Greg, the kids an I are never coming back. Stop calling us, please...
Husband: not much, what's up with you?
Today I was approached by Beyonce
Today I was approached by Beyonce who had just finished setting up at the studio. She said to me, "Excuse me hon. You haven't seen my phone have you? It's pink with a 'Bubblicious' cover on it."
I said, "No, sorry. Have you tried calling it?"
She said, "No. I put it on silent."
I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."
Wife: Hon, I'm pregnant
Husband: Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad
Wife: Ummm, actuallyβ¦..
A village idiot walks into a library
He goes to the librarian and says, "Ma'am, I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare."
The librarian says, "Sure, hon. Which one?"
The idiot says, "William".
coffee
You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a f**...' b**... and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess f**...' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!" ο»Ώ
Mr. and Mrs. Blip-Blop
Mr. and Mrs. Blip-Blop were lying in bed one night. Mrs. Blip-Blop turns to Mr. Blip-Blop and says,
"Blip-Blop, blippity bloppity blop. Blip blippity blop bloppy blop." Mr. Blip-Blop replies,
"Geez, hon; just s**... it."
A man is in diner with his two young boys...
The waitress comes to the table to take their order. The man says, "I'll have the chicken fried steak."
She jots that down and asks the oldest boy "What would you like, sweetie?"
The boys answers, "I'll have a g**... cheeseburger."
The father angrily backhands the boy.
The waitress asks the other boy, "What would you like, hon?"
The boy says, "Well... I don't know. But you can bet your sweet a**... I ain't gonna have a g**... cheeseburger!"
If the French always say "hon hon" then what do Canadian French speakers say?
"Honk honk"
Five pounds.
A young woman walks towards a fishmongers stall. She approaches him and says
Woman: I nee five pounds o makkel.
Fishmonger: what was that hon? I couldnt understand you.
Woman: makkel. Five pounds.
Fishmonger: I'm sorry I still didnt catch that.
The woman is visibly frustrated and sticks her hands into her pants, pulling her fingers out and under the man's nose.
Fishmonger: HOLY MACKEREL!
Woman: Five pounds.
A wife leaves a note for husband..
The note reads
"Dear Hon,
I've already left for work. I've prepared dinner for you and it's on the stove. Don't worry, I already turned on the stove, all you have to do is light your lighter. Remember, I love you."
My pet snake will only eat rabbits.
You might say my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.
You can explore hon sweetly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hon suppose dad jokes. There are also hon puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
A man will look trouble in the eye and say....
"Hi, hon!"
How did the auto mechanic pass his class on government?
He had all the right answers hon da' civics exam!
Why do people of mixed Chinese-French ancestry say when they laugh?
~~*hon hon hon*~~
*hong hong hong*
Nice weekend
Man asks his wife: Honey do you want to have a Nice weekend this week?
Wife: Sounds great hon!
Man: Welp see ya at monday.
