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what do you call a group of homosexuals walking the same way?

one direction

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"

Two homosexuals bumped into each other one day in Bondi Junction.

After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"

When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.

Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just suck on a lifesaver."

Replied his friend, "Well - lucky you live near the beach."

Putin persecutes homosexuals in his own country...

...then goes and enters another country through the back door?

Very mixed messages from Russia.

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What did the executioner say after hanging a homosexual with a rope that was a little longer than usual?

That is one low-hanging fruit..

Just in case anyone gets butthurt: I have nothing against homosexuals, it's a joke, chill.

Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I.

Only a few came out

[OC] Did you hear about the support group for obese narcoleptic homosexuals from France?

It's called Je suis Fatty Gay.

Homosexuals joke, [OC] Did you hear about the support group for obese narcoleptic homosexuals from France?

Why you should never swim with homosexuals?

They go straight to the bottom.

Why are French overweight homosexuals always tires?

Because they are fatty gay

What's a homosexuals favorite beer?


Homosexuals must be having a hard time in locker rooms.

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That's right

Half dressed redneck couple were sitting on couch watching news on TV, with the man's arm around the woman. The man says "Look at them homosexuals ruinin' the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man and one woman. Ain't that right, sweetheart?" The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."

Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess.

But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional.

Why are homosexuals usually so pale?

Because there's no light in the closet.

P.S: No, I'm not homophobic.

Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have?

The Trump card.

There are no gay people in Russia...

There are homosexuals but they are not allowed to be gay about it. The punishment is seven years locked in prison with other men and there is a three-year waiting list for that.


Homosexuals joke, There are no gay people in Russia...

How to confuse homosexuals


It's stupid when people say God hates homosexuals

If he did, wouldn't he devise some plague to wipe them out?

What do you call a hate group full of homosexuals?

The GayGayGay.

A recent scientific study found that 95% of all homosexuals are indeed born that way....

The other 5% just get sucked into it.

Homosexuals are incapable of feeling love...

... None of my dads love me

I'm homophobic the same way in arachnophobic..

I don't hate spiders or homosexuals but id still scream if I seen one in the bath.

TIL : There are several states in the United States Of America that enforce death penalty for homosexuals

and heterosexuals, and bisexuals.

Why won't cannibalistic children eat homosexuals and cripples?

Because kids don't like to eat fruits and vegetables.

The Catholic Church absolutely agrees on homosexuals getting married...

... As long as a gay marries a lesbian.

Why are homosexuals single-celled aquatic autotrophs.

It's because they're Al-gae

Homosexuals joke, Why are homosexuals single-celled aquatic autotrophs.

Minorities play the race card. Women play the gender card. Homosexuals play the gay card. What's left for straight white men?

The Trump card.

So apparently women in Saudi Arabia can now drive.

And little known fact so can homosexuals, but you got to be stoned while you do it.

Why do australian prisons have the highest percentage of homosexuals ?

They're all inmates.

Statistics say that 85% of gay men are simply born homosexuals

The rest are sucked into it

God's punishment

God gave women labor pains and monthly bleeding as the punishment for the original sin. Men's punishment is to be with his wife and listen to her problems. That's why god hates homosexuals. They found a loophole in this system.

In Gaza, homosexuals don't get thrown off rooftoops

Fatah supporters do.

I always have trouble talking to homosexuals

Because they can never look at me with a straight face.

How many homosexuals does it take to change a light bulb?

Stop thinking of all of those gays in a dark room!

Leftists are acting like Trump is going to assassinate journalists, kill all homosexuals, and steal everything he can from the lower class...

Like he's a communist or something.

Have you seen the clown that hides from homosexuals?

Yeah, me neither

How do male homosexuals play duck duck goose?

They play assassin.

Why is it not wise to ask the homosexuals for directions?

They'll never tell you when you need to go straight...

In memory of the late George Carlin

Catholics hate abortions.

Catholics hate homosexuals.

But who has less abortions than homosexuals?

What do you call a drive-by done by a group of homosexuals?

A fruit roll up

A man was convicted for murdering and eating his victims, which consisted of homosexuals and disabled people

When asked why he did this, he responded that he just wanted to get his 5 fruit and veg a day

As a true God fearing Catholic man, there are only two things I hate in this world....

Homosexuals and super hot attractive young men.

What are two things that you can see in the photo op at St John's church?

One is a glorified tool that is no longer relevant, but still widely used by radical christians to persecute homosexuals, degrade women, prohibit freedom, and rationalize war on non-believers.

The other is the bible.

Homosexuals have ruined threesomes for me.

Every time I have one, both of the other dudes turn out to be gay.

Son and earing

Son comes home with new earring. When father finds out he tells his son that Back in his days only homosexuals or pirates would wear earrings, so i will look outside of window and you better pray i find your ship there.

A group of homosexuals were staring at me earlier.

But I've got no problems with gaze.

What's the Russian military's policy on homosexuals fighting in the Ukraine?

Donetsk, don't tell.

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