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- Having homosexual parents must be terrible Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of go ask your mom
- Minorities play the race card. Women play the gender card. Homosexuals play the gay card. What's left for straight white men? The Trump card.
- They say one in ten men are homosexual In my group of friends I'm pretty sure it's Marc. He's really cute
- Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have? The Trump card.
- OPEN LETTER TO qatar: you're seriously banning homosexuality at your World Cup? Come on guys…
- The Catholic Church absolutely agrees on homosexuals getting married... ... As long as a gay marries a lesbian.
- Why won't cannibalistic children eat homosexuals and cripples? Because kids don't like to eat fruits and vegetables.
- My homosexual friend recently started using Grindr He is so excited about it, he can hardly sit down.
- Homosexuality in Russia is a crime, and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with hundreds of other men. There is a three year waiting list.
- My wife was shocked when she found out I was homosexual But imagine my shock when just prior I found out she wasn't a man.
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- What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence Chat GBT
- What do you call a homosexual Russian knight Sergei
- What do you call a homosexual Frenchman? A faguette.
- My best friend was my partner in crime until homosexuality was made legal.
- Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out
- What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming
- Rumor has it there is a homosexual in our office. I hope it's Craig he's really cute.
- A group of homosexuals were staring at me earlier. But I've got no problems with gaze.
- Why aren't there any homosexual scholars? Because they can't think straight.
- what do you call a group of homosexuals walking the same way? one direction
- What do you call a homosexual police dog? A Gay-9 unit
- "I'm into homosexual necrophilia." ...Tom said, in dead earnest.
- What do you call a group of homosexual lions? gay pride
- If I were a homosexual Norse god... I'd keep it Loki.
- What do you call a Flaming Homosexual? A hate crime.
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A Priest, a Homosexual, and a p**... walk into a bar...
And he orders a beer.
A priest, a homosexual, and a p**... walk into a bar......
And then a second guy walks in
Two homosexuals bumped into each other one day in Bondi Junction.
After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"
When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.
Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just s**... on a lifesaver."
Replied his friend, "Well - lucky you live near the beach."
Did you hear about the midget that finally came to terms with his homosexuality?
He just came out of the cupboard.
A joke I heard some time ago
A texan man is driving over the Mexican border with his family. The border guard looks out his booth and notices the jam-packed pickup truck with trailer.
Raising an eyebrow he asks the man: "Planning a longer stay, sir?"
"We're emigrating." the man replies.
Visibly surprised the guard asks: "Why's that?"
The man responds: "Thirty years ago homosexuality was despised. Twenty years ago it became tolerated. Ten ago it was widely accepted. This year it became equal. We're leaving before it becomes mandatory."
Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two.
Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian f**...-hating spider :(
A homosexual, a p**... and a Priest walk into a bar
The bartender asked him what he would like to drink.
A recent scientific study found that 95% of all homosexuals are indeed born that way....
The other 5% just get s**... into it.
I'm homophobic the same way in arachnophobic..
I don't hate spiders or homosexuals but id still scream if I seen one in the bath.
I wish Christian guys would make up their minds, one minute they are saying homosexuality is a sin and that s**... is evil
The next they are telling me how good it felt to let Jesus enter them.
Statistics say that 85% of gay men are simply born homosexuals
The rest are s**... into it
God's punishment
God gave women labor pains and monthly bleeding as the punishment for the original sin. Men's punishment is to be with his wife and listen to her problems. That's why god hates homosexuals. They found a loophole in this system.
Homosexuality is found in over 150 different species, homophobia is only found in two.
We aren't doing enough to exterminate the f**...-hating squirrel.
I don't know why people think homosexuality is contagious
If it was I'd definitely have caught it by now, after having s**... with so many men
What do you call a homosexual Russian knight?
Sir gay. (Sergei)
Life hack: If you never want to work 8 hours straight...
...just be homosexual, so you can work 8 hours gay instead
