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Homophone Jokes

8 homophone jokes and hilarious homophone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about homophone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This is a collection of homophone jokes that will make you laugh out loud. A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another word but has a different meaning. These jokes play on the similarities in sound of different words.


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Cheeky Homophone Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What is a good homophone joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

I don't understand how Australians can be homophonic.

I mean, G'day is just gay with a d rammed into it.

Why did the window glass cry?

Because it was in pane.

What beverage do golfers like to drink?

Tee.

Why was the mortgage sad?

Because it was a loan.

Why does the lion not enjoy cooked vegetables?

He prefers them roar.

Why does The Lord’s Prayer ask for our daily bread

Because it’s something we knead.

What’s a librarian’s favorite color?

Read.


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