Homie Jokes

Funniest Homie Short Jokes

Short homie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homie humour may include short pal jokes also.

1. My homie likes girls and guys yet he still can't get anyone Guess he's just meant to be Bi himself.
2. As I got home drunk... ... at 2AM, my wife refused to let me in, but luckily my best friend opened the door for me.
   So happy to have homie like him.
3. My homeboy Nick L. keeps borrowing money from my other homie Deion but I can't keep watching it happen... I'm too old to watch Nick L. owe Deion.
4. Writing a book about a friend that lives with otters by the water Going to call it "homies otter sea"
5. Mac Miller recently passed away. All of his homies are wearing their pants at half mast in his honor
6. No matter how improbable, there's a parallel universe with anything you can think of. Even one where the Irish invented rap. It's how the universe achieves Homie O'Stasis
7. What do you call a parallelogram that's also your homie? What do you call a parallelogram that's also your homie?
   A parallelofam
8. A catholic priest was praying Saint Anne. The devil appears: Whazzzzup homie, why you pronounce my name so funny?
9. I made a comprehensive list of the things that Homie the Clown don't play. 1. That
10. What's the name of Squidward's crew when he's chilling with his homies? Squadward.

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Homie One Liners

Which homie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homie? I can suggest the ones about mate and colleague.

1. Homie: Do you know how to write "s" in morse code? Me: ...
2. My mom makes me feel homy. It just isn't home without her.
3. What did Attila say to his housemate when he got in? Homie, I'm Hun!
4. What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends? A homie missile.
5. What do you call a Sherlock who is black? Sherlock Homie
6. What are a gang member's favorite alternative medicine? Homie-opathy
7. Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph? Because he's too short to be an essay
8. Why are they called homies? Because the homie's where the heart is.
9. Why do cells grow in groups? The have to mantain homie-ostasis
10. What do you call it when a black guy kills two of his friends? a double homie-cide.
11. Did you hear about the guy that killed his best friend? It was a homie-cide.
12. What do you call your homie who lives abroad? Broverseas
13. What do you call it when your homie becomes a scientist? Homi Bhabha
14. Why can gangstas survive the cold? Because they have homie-ostasis
15. You're not a homosexual when you kiss your homie goodnight...

Gay Homie Jokes

Here is a list of funny gay homie jokes and even better gay homie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I like to kiss my homies goodnight, I'm not gay I'm... Homiesexual

Hilarious Homie Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about homie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dude jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homie pranks.