Hilarious Fun Homicidal Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
A homicidal r**... is holding hands with a little girl.
They are walking through a dense and eerie forest at night. Sounds of owls, wolves and other animals echos around. "This place is really scary sir" says the girl. The man looks around. The sound of wolves send chills down he's spine. He looks at the girl and says: "Yeah. Imagine me that I have to return by myself".
Police are asking the public to be on the look out for a homicidal chiropractor.
The Chief reports that the best line of defense is to watch your back.
A homicidal and a suicidal patent are put in the same room in a psych ward.
The suicidal person says "well that makes 2 people that want me dead."
A Suicidal person and a Homicidal person are roomed together in a psyche ward
The homicidal person says "we share a common interest"
What did the homicidal inventor say to his last victim?
Time to DIY
What did the homicidal vegetarian say?
I would kale for some salad.
What do you call a homicidal musician mathematician politician?
Al-Gore-Rhythm
How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?
Two, then one, then none
thanksgiving holiday weekend
where the entire country gives thanks on Thursdays and becomes homicidal on Friday in preparation for the birth of the prince of peace.
