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31 homesickness jokes and hilarious homesickness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about homesickness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Homesickness Short Jokes

Short homesickness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homesickness humour may include short loneliness jokes also.

  1. I came home the other night to find my wife crying on the floor. I said what's wrong? She said I'm homesick . I said what do you mean, you're at home. She said I know. I'm sick of it.
  2. Did you know Chinese-Americans never get homesick!? Because for them, everything here is homemade.
  3. Polynesian Hey, ever heard of the homesick, nymphomaniac Polynesian girl? Yeah, she kept longing for Samoa....
  4. My roommate from California was homesick So I stole his water bottle to make him feel more at home.
  5. Homesick Husband talking to his wife: Honey im Homesick
    Wife: What do you mean you are home
    Husband: I know, Im sick of it.
  6. What's the most played song on a homesick, Iranian foreign exchange students playlist? ♫And I-ran, I-ran so far away ♫
  7. What's brown and sticky? A stick
    What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg?
    A homesick p**....

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Homesickness One Liners

Which homesickness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homesickness? I can suggest the ones about hometown and nostalgia.

  1. What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented
  2. Feeling very homesick. It has shingles.
  3. What's red and crawls up your leg?
    A homesick miscarriage.
  4. What do you do when a Jew is feeling homesick? Play him some Wagner
  5. What's red and purple and tries to climb up your leg? A homesick abortion.
  6. What do you call a red thing running up a leg? A homesick abortion.
  7. Why is Santa always shouting "h**...! h**...! h**...!"? He is homesick.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about homesickness can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of homesickness puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Howlingly Hilarious Homesickness Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about homesickness you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hunger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make homesickness prank.

I went to my sisters house and saw her packing a suitcase.

I asked, "What's going on?" She said, "I'm feeling homesick." I suggested, "But you're at your home now." She replied, "I know. I'm sick of it!"

A Pakistani living in England (offensive)

A pakistani who had recently moved to England had been feeling extremely ill for a week and so decided to visit the doctor. The doctor asked what was wrong with him and the Pakistani complained of a terrible headache and sickness. Upon hearing this the doctor told him to get a bucket at home and fill it with fish, human f**... and milk and leave it out in the sun for a couple of days before putting it next to his bed as he slept at night and taking it everywhere with him. Astounded, the Pakistani left and did what he was told despite being surprised that he should do such a thing.
Three days later the Pakistani returned to the doctor "It's a miracle!" he exclaimed"I got better overnight! How could have it worked?" to which the doctor replied "It was simple, you were homesick."

The Lonely Rig Worker

An oil rig mechanic returns to his cabin after his shift and discovers his cabinmate sitting on the edge of his bunk, his feet in a basin, hastily scraping a razor over his soaped-up legs.
"Um, hey, what are you up to?" asks the mechanic.
"I was talking to old Joe in the canteen today," says his cabinmate, "and I mentioned I was feeling homesick. He told me that when he feels homesick, he shaves one of his legs before bed, and with a little imagination it feels like he's at home laying with his wife again. I thought it was a fantastic idea and ran straight back here."
"I've heard of guys doing that," says the mechanic, "but why are you shaving both legs?"
"Well, I'll be going home in a few days," he replies, "so tonight I'm having a t**...!"

Undefined illness

Who said that health care in Canada was not up to par???

A Muslim immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible."

The doctor examines him and then says:

"You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage.

Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."

The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor 3 days later and says "I feel wonderful! what was wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "You were homesick."

Man walks into a bar and orders 4 beers.

Drinks them, and leaves.
Next week same time does the same thing: orders 4 beers, drinks them, and leaves.
The third week; same thing. The bartender is curious so he asks. "well, I moved here few weeks ago. Back home my 3 brothers and I met every Thursday after work for a beer. Since I was feeling homesick I figured I would keep up the tradition even if I had to do it alone."
This goes on for several weeks until one week the man comes in and orders three beers and a coke. Bartender says, "I hate to pry but what happened? Did one of your brothers pass away?"
The man chuckles and says, "No nothing like that. I decided to quit drinking."

Billy's parents were about to leave for a business trip

They told Billy he would be staying at his grandma's house for the week and they dropped him off on their way to the airport. Once his parents' car had left the driveway, Billy started sobbing intensely.
His grandma asked Billy, what's wrong? Are you homesick?
Billy replied No. I'm heresick.

An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks...

An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick.
"No" replied the Irishman "I've lost all me luggage!"
"How'd that happen?"
"The cork fell out!" said the Irishman.

Five Hundred Bucks

A trucker who has been on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money, you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't h**..., I'm homesick."

Businessman

Businessman walks into a motel/brothel. Ask the lady working the front desk...I'd like a room and for an extra $500, I want your oldest, fattest, meanest, boring in bed woman and a bologna sandwich.
The receptionist looks at him confused and says for that price we could get you our youngest, kindest, skinniest, kinkiest girl and a steak dinner with all the trimmings.
The man replys ma'am you don't understand me...I'm homesick.

A man on a business trip went out for breakfast

When the waitress came to his booth, she asked "What can we get you?"
The man paused and said "I'll tell you what- I'd like the special, but I want my toast burned to a crisp, my bacon rubbery, my coffee weak and when you bring me the food I want you to yell at me."
Puzzled, the waitress said "What are you, crazy?!"
"No," said the man- "i'm homesick."

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