Homer Simpson Jokes

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Funniest Homer Simpson Short Jokes

Short homer simpson jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homer simpson humour may include short homer jokes also.

  1. What is Homer Simpson's favorite part of a pizza? The D'oh!

    This one occurred to me while I was making pizza today. Yeah, clearly I'm 6...
  2. If the Simpsons entered a witness protection program, what would Homer's alias be? John D'oh!
  3. Homer Simpson takes his yellow, spiky-haired son to a bar. The bartender pulls up a shotgun and aims it at the boy. I regret saying this, but the bartender lives up to his name.
  4. What does Homer Simpson do all day as he recovers from monkeypox? He watches "The Itchy and Scratchy Show".
  5. If Homer Simpson goes to see the Scottish Play, what beer does he drink at the Globe? MacDuff.
  6. Homer Simpson walks into his favorite bar now owned by Eminem.... He tells Moe, "Give me two shots of-"
    Moe replied with, "Sorry, Homer, you only get one shot"
  7. What exercise did Ned Flanders use to convince Homer Simpson to lose weight? He said all Homer had to do was diddly squat...
  8. Do you wanna know my favorite Disney princess? Homer Simpson. Why not? Now that Disney owns everything.
  9. Homer Simpsons in Star wars They should had casted Homer Simpsons for a roll in Star Wars.
    He could had been Mace Wind'oh
  10. What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? "Nin, ten, *Doh*"
    ....I'll leave now.

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Homer Simpson One Liners

Which homer simpson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homer simpson? I can suggest the ones about oj simpson and superman.

  1. Come on, Homer, Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon. That's not how I remember it
  2. Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender
  3. What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!
  4. What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
  5. What is Homer Simpson's Favorite State? Colora-doh'!
  6. What game does Homer Simpson always lose? Tic Tac Doh!
  7. How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D'OH
  8. What is Homer Simpson's favorite shape? A Doh!-decahedron
  9. Why does Homer Simpson work at the Nuclear Power Plant? So he can bring home the D'oh!
  10. Beer What's Homer Simpson's least favorite style of beer? Flanders Red Ale.
  11. Why did the Italian Homer Simpson buy his wife cheese? Because it was Formaggio
  12. what is homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Chocolate chip cookie D'OOHHHH
  13. What is Homer Simpson's favourite ice cream? Cookie DOH!
  14. When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron.
  15. What is Homer Simpson's favorite rapper? A. Butter Finger

Comical & Quirky Homer Simpson Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about homer simpson you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homer simpson pranks.

Marge Simpson was one of TV's first LGBTQ+ characters

She was animation's first Homer-s**...

What do you call a person with a Simpsons f**...?


why did the barkeeper kill Homer Simpson's son?

because he was a bartender

Yo momma's so s**..., she makes Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.

Albert Einstein and Homer Simpson had a bet.

Albert Einstein says If I can't answer your question, i'll give you a million dollars. If you can't answer my question, you have to give me five dollars.
Homer says ok
Albert Einstein says I'll start: What is the capital of France?
Homer says lol idk
Homer gives Einstein 5 dollars.
Homer says What is alive but also dead
Einstein doesn't know the answer, and gives Homer a million dollars
Einstein says Wow, that was a tough question, what's the answer?
Homer gives Einstein 5 dollars.

What does the Chinese Homer Simpson say when confronted by math?


What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?


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