Homer Simpson Jokes
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Funniest Homer Simpson Short Jokes
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- What is Homer Simpson's favorite part of a pizza? The D'oh!
This one occurred to me while I was making pizza today. Yeah, clearly I'm 6... - If the Simpsons entered a witness protection program, what would Homer's alias be? John D'oh!
- Homer Simpson takes his yellow, spiky-haired son to a bar. The bartender pulls up a shotgun and aims it at the boy. I regret saying this, but the bartender lives up to his name.
- What does Homer Simpson do all day as he recovers from monkeypox? He watches "The Itchy and Scratchy Show".
- If Homer Simpson goes to see the Scottish Play, what beer does he drink at the Globe? MacDuff.
- Homer Simpson walks into his favorite bar now owned by Eminem.... He tells Moe, "Give me two shots of-"
Moe replied with, "Sorry, Homer, you only get one shot" - What exercise did Ned Flanders use to convince Homer Simpson to lose weight? He said all Homer had to do was diddly squat...
- Do you wanna know my favorite Disney princess? Homer Simpson. Why not? Now that Disney owns everything.
- Homer Simpsons in Star wars They should had casted Homer Simpsons for a roll in Star Wars.
He could had been Mace Wind'oh - What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? "Nin, ten, *Doh*"
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Homer Simpson One Liners
Which homer simpson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homer simpson? I can suggest the ones about oj simpson and superman.
- Come on, Homer, Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon. That's not how I remember it
- Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender
- What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!
- What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
- What is Homer Simpson's Favorite State? Colora-doh'!
- What game does Homer Simpson always lose? Tic Tac Doh!
- How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D'OH
- What is Homer Simpson's favorite shape? A Doh!-decahedron
- Why does Homer Simpson work at the Nuclear Power Plant? So he can bring home the D'oh!
- Beer What's Homer Simpson's least favorite style of beer? Flanders Red Ale.
- Why did the Italian Homer Simpson buy his wife cheese? Because it was Formaggio
- what is homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Chocolate chip cookie D'OOHHHH
- What is Homer Simpson's favourite ice cream? Cookie DOH!
- When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron.
- What is Homer Simpson's favorite rapper? A. Butter Finger
Comical & Quirky Homer Simpson Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about homer simpson you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homer simpson pranks.
Marge Simpson was one of TV's first LGBTQ+ characters
She was animation's first Homer-s**...
What do you call a person with a Simpsons f**...?
Homer-s**...
why did the barkeeper kill Homer Simpson's son?
because he was a bartender
Yo momma's so s**..., she makes Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.
Albert Einstein and Homer Simpson had a bet.
Albert Einstein says If I can't answer your question, i'll give you a million dollars. If you can't answer my question, you have to give me five dollars.
Homer says ok
Albert Einstein says I'll start: What is the capital of France?
Homer says lol idk
Homer gives Einstein 5 dollars.
Homer says What is alive but also dead
Einstein doesn't know the answer, and gives Homer a million dollars
Einstein says Wow, that was a tough question, what's the answer?
Homer gives Einstein 5 dollars.
What does the Chinese Homer Simpson say when confronted by math?
Tau!
What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?
Bart.
