Homer Jokes
58 homer jokes and hilarious homer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about homer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best of Homer jokes from Homer and Jethro, Homer Simpson's famous donut quote, Leonard Nimoy's classic joke and more. Learn how to use humour to draw a line between abuser and victim. Enjoy a good chuckle with these funny Homer jokes.
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Funniest Homer Short Jokes
Short homer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homer humour may include short marge jokes also.
- I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair" - Doctor, doctor A man goes into the doctors and says "doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf" and the doctor says "can you describe the symptoms" and he says "yes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair"
- Went to see my doctor about a blocked ear He asked me to describe the symptoms.
I said homer is a fat bloke and marge has blue hair - Doctor... there's something wrong with my hearing! Describe the symptoms....
Uh...Well Marge has blue hair....homer is fat... - I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house I am home, but he was Homer.
- I went to the doctors about my hearing.. I went to the doctors about my hearing and the doctors asked me "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said "Yeah, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair" - A man goes to the doctor Man: doctor I'm having problems with my hearing
Doc: can you describe the symptoms?
Man: marge has blue hair and homer is a fat guy - Doctor, doctor, I think my hearing's going! What are the symptoms?
Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie - What is Homer Simpson's favorite part of a pizza? The D'oh!
This one occurred to me while I was making pizza today. Yeah, clearly I'm 6... - Guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems... Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms?
Guy: Yeah, Homers the fat one and Marge has big blue hair
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Homer One Liners
Which homer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homer? I can suggest the ones about oj simpson and brewer.
- Come on, Homer, Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon. That's not how I remember it
- Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender
- What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!
- What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
- What is Homer Simpson's Favorite State? Colora-doh'!
- What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself? D'EAU!
- What game does Homer Simpson always lose? Tic Tac Doh!
- How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D'OH
- What is Homer Simpson's favorite shape? A Doh!-decahedron
- Why does Homer Simpson work at the Nuclear Power Plant? So he can bring home the D'oh!
- What did homer say when he hit a female deer? DOE!
- Beer What's Homer Simpson's least favorite style of beer? Flanders Red Ale.
- Why did the Italian Homer Simpson buy his wife cheese? Because it was Formaggio
- what is homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Chocolate chip cookie D'OOHHHH
- What is Homer Simpson's favourite ice cream? Cookie DOH!
Homer Simpson Jokes
Here is a list of funny homer simpson jokes and even better homer simpson puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If the Simpsons entered a witness protection program, what would Homer's alias be? John D'oh!
- Homer Simpson takes his yellow, spiky-haired son to a bar. The bartender pulls up a shotgun and aims it at the boy. I regret saying this, but the bartender lives up to his name.
- What does Homer Simpson do all day as he recovers from monkeypox? He watches "The Itchy and Scratchy Show".
- If Homer Simpson goes to see the Scottish Play, what beer does he drink at the Globe? MacDuff.
- Homer Simpson walks into his favorite bar now owned by Eminem.... He tells Moe, "Give me two shots of-"
Moe replied with, "Sorry, Homer, you only get one shot" - What exercise did Ned Flanders use to convince Homer Simpson to lose weight? He said all Homer had to do was diddly squat...
- Do you wanna know my favorite Disney princess? Homer Simpson. Why not? Now that Disney owns everything.
- Homer Simpsons in Star wars They should had casted Homer Simpsons for a roll in Star Wars.
He could had been Mace Wind'oh - What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? "Nin, ten, *Doh*"
....I'll leave now. - When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron.
Unearthly Funniest Homer Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about homer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hobo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homer pranks.
So my friend had some issue with his hearing....
My friend was having some issues with his hearing, so he booked a doctor's appointment. The doctor checked him over and had a look in his ears. The doctor said "okay. So, describe the symptoms". My friend said "well, there's homer. He's the dad. And there's Marge, she's got big blue hair..."
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
That same guy in your pool? Bob
Same guy in your hot tub? Stew
Sitting under your car that's missing a wheel? Jack
Same guy on your porch? Matt
Same guy getting hit with a baseball bat? Homer
Same guy lying in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
Chinese girl with the same condition? Irene.
Why did Homer block access to OnlyFans?
Because Bart is a s**... son
Doctor, my hearing is getting worse...
- Can you explain the symtoms?
- Well, Homer is fat, bald and ugly; Bart is...
If you pay for n**..., you need to paint yourself yellow and change your name to Homer.
Because you're a s**... son.
My pops favourite joke.
An old man starts to lose his hearing, and goes to the doctors to be diagnosed.
The doctor says to the man, "can you describe to me the symptoms?"
The man replied "yes, Marge has tall blue hair and Homer is an alcoholic."
An Hammer had s**... with an h**....
They named their baby Homer
Hard of Hearing
I went to the Doctors yesterday as my ears were a bit blocked and I couldn't hear too well.
The Doctor asked if I could describe the symptoms, I told him the Father is called Homer and is fat and his wife is called Marge with big blue hair.
Can you speak into my good ear? Doh!
A man goes to the doctor and tells the doctor he is having trouble hearing. the doctor asks him to describe the symptoms. The man replies "Homer is the fat guy and his wife is marge with the blue hair..."
My doctor asked me about the symptoms
I answered: "Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.
What did Homer say to Bart when he couldn't please his uninterested crush?
You're a s**..., son.
(Of course it's bad. I just wanted to get this s**... out of my system.)
My doctor said "I understand you are experiencing hearing problems. Please describe the symptoms. "
So I told him that Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.
What do you call Homer, Lucan, Ovid, and Horace in h**...?
A Dead Poet's Society.
Why did Homer think Marge was cheating on him?
Because she said she had just done Apu in the toilet
I go to the Doctor
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Doctor: I understand you're experiencing hearing difficulties. Please describe the symptoms.
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Patient: Well, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.
