Homer Jokes

Funniest Homer Short Jokes

Short homer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homer humour may include short marge jokes also.

1. I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
   So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"
2. I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house I am home, but he was Homer.
3. Doctor, doctor, I think my hearing's going! What are the symptoms?
   Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie
4. What is Homer Simpson's favorite part of a pizza? The D'oh!
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   This one occurred to me while I was making pizza today. Yeah, clearly I'm 6...
5. If the Simpsons entered a witness protection program, what would Homer's alias be? John D'oh!
6. If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it... It's full of trojans!!
7. Homer Simpson takes his yellow, spiky-haired son to a bar. The bartender pulls up a shotgun and aims it at the boy. I regret saying this, but the bartender lives up to his name.
8. My doctor asked me about the symptoms I answered: "Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.
9. What does Homer Simpson do all day as he recovers from monkeypox? He watches "The Itchy and Scratchy Show".
10. My doctor said "I understand you are experiencing hearing problems. Please describe the symptoms. " So I told him that Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.

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Homer One Liners

Which homer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homer? I can suggest the ones about oj simpson and brewer.

1. Come on, Homer, Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon. That's not how I remember it
2. Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender
3. What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!
4. What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
5. What is Homer Simpson's Favorite State? Colora-doh'!
6. What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself? D'EAU!
7. How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D'OH
8. What is Homer Simpson's favorite shape? A Doh!-decahedron
9. Why does Homer Simpson work at the Nuclear Power Plant? So he can bring home the D'oh!
10. What did homer say when he hit a female deer? DOE!
11. Beer What's Homer Simpson's least favorite style of beer? Flanders Red Ale.
12. Why did the Italian Homer Simpson buy his wife cheese? Because it was Formaggio
13. What is Homer Simpson's favourite ice cream? Cookie DOH!
14. Homer Sectional Yes, he's an interior decorator.
15. When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron.

Homer Simpson Jokes

Here is a list of funny homer simpson jokes and even better homer simpson puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If Homer Simpson goes to see the Scottish Play, what beer does he drink at the Globe? MacDuff.
• Do you wanna know my favorite Disney princess? Homer Simpson. Why not? Now that Disney owns everything.
• Homer Simpsons in Star wars They should had casted Homer Simpsons for a roll in Star Wars.
  He could had been Mace Wind'oh
• What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? "Nin, ten, *Doh*"
  ....I'll leave now.
• What is Homer Simpson's favorite rapper? A. Butter Finger
• why did the barkeeper kill Homer Simpson's son? because he was a bartender
• What does the Chinese Homer Simpson say when confronted by math? Tau!
• What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy? Bart.
• what did homer Simpson say when he was mad dough.....
• What does Homer Simpson call pastries? Doh'nuts!

Unearthly Funniest Homer Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about homer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hobo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homer pranks.