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Funniest Homeopathy Short Jokes

Short homeopathy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homeopathy humour may include short homeopathic jokes also.

1. The problem with homeopathy... There are way too many homeopaths out there. It would be a more effective field of study if homeopaths were thinned out a little, say 1 per 10 million people.
2. I was thinking about getting into the business of homeopathy. But the market was too diluted.
3. In the 90s, I was in a band called 'Homeopathy'. We were a bit like Placebo, but not quite as good. Credit to: u/effityjeffity
4. I used to tell this great joke about homeopathy. But I've told it so many times the humour has been diluted.
5. The problem with homeopathy is that there are too many homeopaths. It would be more effective if they were thinned out a bit, say one homeopath per ten trillion people...
6. If you are a homeopathy practitioner and someone make an emergency call, how would you save the patient's life? By not giving him/her any medicine.
7. Did you hear about the guy that overdosed on homeopathy medicine? He forgot to take his pills.
8. My wife has a book on homeopathy I've only read the blurb on the back, but I think I know everything I need to know about it.

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Homeopathy One Liners

Which homeopathy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homeopathy? I can suggest the ones about herbal and medicine.

1. Using Homeopathy is really easy There's literally nothing to it.
2. Actually I wanted to tell a joke about homeopathy. But I don't think it works.
3. Homeopathy and prayers work in the same way. They don't.
4. Doctors who are practicing homeopathy will go on strike. It will last five seconds.
5. Homeopathy Insteadicine
6. Mr. Bond is really getting into homeopathy... He prefers his water shaken, not stirred.
7. Homeopathy cured my dehydration.
8. I wrote a book about Homeopathy.... I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol.
9. Do you know what is just as effective as homeopathy? Nothing
10. Don't dismiss homeopathy. It has been proven to reduce swelling of the wallet.
11. Homeopathy weight loss tip: ​
    Drink diluted water.
12. Homeopathy Doctors shall be called Don'tors.
13. I just passed my homeopathy exam, but it wasn't easy... Couldn't concentrate
14. If you really want to get into homeopathy... You must be diluted.
15. I'm here to tell you the truth about Homeopathy! [diluted]

Humorous Homeopathy Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about homeopathy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean healing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homeopathy pranks.