Homeopathic Jokes

Funniest Homeopathic Short Jokes

Short homeopathic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homeopathic humour may include short homeopathy jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them.
2. One homeopath to other: "I don't know what people have against us" "We don't do anything!"
3. The problem with homeopathy... There are way too many homeopaths out there. It would be a more effective field of study if homeopaths were thinned out a little, say 1 per 10 million people.
4. Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/100th of the recommended dose.
   (Sorry if it is a repost. I just heard it from a friend)
5. What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!
6. Did you hear the story about the girl who tried overdosing on homeopathic pills? She survived.
7. Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, "Miss Information"
8. A 32 year old Florida man has died after overdosing on his homeopathic regimen. He forgot to take his pills.
   
9. When the sales guy at the pharmacy told me that they had unfortunately run out of tea sweeteners I politely pointed to the homeopathic medicines aisle and said "No you have not."
10. I had ordered a DIY, non-invasive, homeopathic fat reduction kit, and I was really excited that the package just arrived today! But when I opened it up, it was just a pair of running shoes :(

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Homeopathic One Liners

Which homeopathic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homeopathic? I can suggest the ones about herbal and herbal tea.

1. Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital
2. I overdosed on my homeopathic medicine today. Forgot to take it.
3. What's the most expensive part about running a homeopathic practice? The water bill.
4. What do you call a homeopath who takes only 1/100 of their prescribed pills? Suicidal
5. You know why you can't overdose on homeopathic pills Cause they're fake
6. My neighbor just died of an overdose. He forgot to take his homeopathic sleeping pills.
7. What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, m**...!
8. My friend thinks he's high from taking homeopathic pills. I said, That's an oxy, m**...!

Giggle-Inducing Homeopathic Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about homeopathic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean homemade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homeopathic pranks.